Biscuit Banter

I need to know where you all stand on biscuits.

Best: Double coated tim tams
Worst: Orange Creams
Underrated: Nice, Malt-o-milk
Overrated: Monte Carlo

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Best: Monte Carlo
Most underrated: There are 2. Venetian and Malt O Milk.
Overrated (by my family): Bush biscuits.
Worst: Tim Tams. Phew. I feel better now.

Edit: actually probably mixed up my worst and overrated.

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Best: mint slice
Underrated: hard to say.
Overrated: Oreo
Worst: those lemon crisp ones. One of very few biscuits that are actually bad.

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Best: Malt-o-Milk, McVities chocolate digestives
Worst: A Granita A (lets face it, they’re either for rationing during wartime or probably for cooking)
Underrated: Malt-o-Milk
Overrated: Oreos (they’re ok but dunking them in milk doesn’t improve them and shows that marketing them with something deemed healthy from probably the 70’s onwards brainwashes masses; mainly that seppo marketing crap goes a long way towards overrating also. See Krispy Kreme)

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Premium chocolate chip.

Like the arnotts ones but others go alright too.

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The one thing that’s good about Oreos is if you’ve got a kid with a dairy allergy, which I did.

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Best: TV snacks - original
2nd: TV snacks - malt sticks
3rd: Double Coated timmies
Overrated: Monte Carlo
Worst: shortbreads
Not wait… double worst, those danish butter biscuits or anything of that style.

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best kingstons
worst: venetians
underrated: malt o milk or aldi nice
overrated but still good: monte carlo

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Oh ■■■■ I forgot about the malt o milk. Upgraded to underrated.

Totally agree, they are rubbish, only sell here because of US cultural imperialism.

Ordinary Tim Tams are overrated too, is my hot take.

Chocotate teddy bears are underrated. And I miss chocolate wheatens - the a pommy version (chocolate digestives) which are available now are not as good.

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Best: Those thin spiced german ones with almond slivers OR home made anzacs

Worst: Those arnotts ones with the whole marshmallow

Over: Tim Tams

Under: Choc covered digestives

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Brilliant with a coffee

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yeh another underrated is those dutch spiced biscuits taht come in the white/blue tin

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Best: draw between monte carlos snd kingstons

Most over rated: timtams

The biscuit I find it impossible to feel manly whilst eating: iced vovo.

Worst: yoyos/melting moments or what ever the hell the are called. Will extract any moisture from you mouth with in 0.5 seconds of biting. I dunno how any one could eat one without a litre of water.

Special mention: pizza shapes.

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Fair. I love Tim Tams but yes the carry on for them is a bit ridiculous at times.

I had an argument with some pom once about Tim Tams vs Penguins which are a complete let down, crunchier and utterly soul destroying.

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While we’re at it. Does anyone under the age of 80 bother with Iced Vovos? They’re cack too.

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Also for the under-rated column: Honey Jumbles

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tldr anything with coconut in the bisuit.

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Best

Runner up, Kingstons.

Underrated, Iced Vovo, Orange Cream

Worst…no biscuits in the pantry

Overrated, Monte Carlo

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Whoa. I was under the impression this was limited to the kinds of bikkies you offer with a cup of tea.

Well in that case, the crispy potato in a biscut from years ago are right up there. Wish I could find them again.

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