Bizarre Events Thread


#142

Not the almond lollies anymore. It’s torrone this time


#143

That will sort your fillings out if it’s chewy


#144

I assume that’s an almond nougat like the Spanish turron blanco.


#145

The one and only


#146

I love blitz.


#147

Signore e signori per favore potete fermare i vostri ragazzi scorrevole sulla pista da ballo. Grazie.


#148

You started the speeches yet?


#149

Father of the bride with microphone too close to the mouth.
Feedback.
People talking amongst themselves.
MC smiling on.


#150

I swear he said something along those lines 5 minutes ago.

The classics are being played tonight

Calabrisella mia
Marina

No ci sara or tarantella…yet


#151

Yeah, 9:30. Finished 5 minutes ago.


#152

And of course… Ave Maria


#153

So are all the teenage boys hanging out in the lobby or outside?


#154

Cross off tarantella


#155

Not me, I’ve been on Blitz


#156

Buonanotte Rosso. Buon divertimento. Io vado a letto adesso.


#157

It always chokes me up, powerful, powerful stuff.


#158

Usually I say I’m envious of you because you are funny but now I’m even more envious of you. I still have at least 2 hours to go. Then up at 4 to line up for GF tickets


#159

Don’t worry you’re in the home stretch now.

They’ll start bringing round the wedding cake on platters now, back up the wedding car (a GT probably), outfit change for the newlyweds, last dance, the long goodbye and you’re out of there.

Dont forget to grab a centerpiece on the way out.


#160

Are the Nonna’s up and dancing???


#161

If it was an Italian-Jewish wedding, they’d play ‘Oy-vey Maria’