Said it before, I’ll say it again, rules need a total overhaul to make it easier on the chumps. The game has gotten so quick and more players around the ball that it’s ridiculously hard to umpire. There’s been many times I’ve screamed at the tv only to watch the replay and have to admit even though I had the perfect angle, I got it wrong.
Sure some of them are just horribly incompetent but there’s far more to it. Here’s my main ways to fix the umpiring side of the game, in no particular order and based on what gets me frustrated when I’m watching non Essendon games as I’m sure im slightly biased (even though I feel I’m not).
Get rid of insufficient intent.
Stop continuously talking all game and reminding players what the rules are “don’t hold”, “keep a metre” etc etc - just shut up and pay free kicks and players will stop doing it and remember the rules.
Players should never be able to “appeal” for a free kick - it’s not cricket. As soon as someone stands there asking if it’s ball etc just pay a free against them. It annoys me when half a dozen players basically stop just to ask for a free (I’m not talking about the obvious ones where everyone stops expecting it) - I mean the ones where players kick the ball and it’s dribbling near the line etc and rather than grab the ball the players are appealing, before it’s even gone out.
Further clean up of holding the ball - none of this “he tried to dispose of it” - there are two ways to dispose of the ball, kick / handball, if you have any sort of prior and do not dispose with a kick / handball then it’s a free.
Get rid of the stupid “high” free kicks where someone’s fingernail slips slowly onto a shoulder - I’d rather just have a catch all “dangerous” tackle - not all tackles that slip a tiny bit high should be paid…
I’d almost rather they get rid of the “not 15” non mark and just class everything a mark if they can’t start measuring properly. I’d say that every single game has about 30 - 50 marks paid that haven’t gone 15 and then randomly have about 5-10 not paid that have gone further than most of the ones that are paid.
I’m sure I’ve missed a few and also sure that not everyone will agree…and maybe we are exaggerating because crowds etc…but I rarely watch any other games now for more than about 5 mins due to umpiring.
Oh and of course - make the damn chumps full time already ffs, such an amateur looking thing to have part time umpires…needs full time focus.