Blitz Best 22

Fark. Won’t make next year. But prepping for 2023. Should be back in Straya by then. Because who doesn’t need a busted ■■■ 40+ year old unaccountable half back.

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This whole farkin forum is dead to me.
I’m outta here.

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You have clearly mellowed and missed out on selection

I’m sorry, your Jedi Mind tricks didn’t work on me

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Lost at selection!

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unsure if there’s enough smokes to go around the backline with me and wim down there

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Peos can help out

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And I can’t stand the things and will cross the street to avoid someone smoking them. Might be some backline chemistry issues to work out there…

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I am clearly the lynch pin of this side so on yer bike HM

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I’d predict a Class of '09 team would challenge a Best of the Rest outfit.

What an amazing draft year on Blitz.

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@Alan_Noonan_10 has to be president of the past players association - grumpy old bastard loudly hanging **** on everyone about why they’re not as good as he was back in the day.

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But to be fair, she hasn’t put one foot wrong either!

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Can we get @choppsuey to do the motivational pre match speeches?

“■■■■■■■ go out there and win you ■■■■■■■ pack of ■■■■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■■■■”

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I know this is not the way to motivate a millennial sports team, they need a more sensitive approach. I’d make myself vulnerable and invested, we’d do earthing and mindfulness meditation to create a clear and focused mindset. Then right before they run out, I’d tell em to crack ■■■■■■■ heads or don’t come back!

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Sadface. Back to the 2s for me I guess then.

Reminds me of my actual footy career…

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This should work next time you’re out for a Sunday drive

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Going around the MCG in the back of a Ford Capri:
@shouter
@xavier_menzies

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Can’t disagree

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shouter’s driving the car, he never got drafted.

Anyone who hasn’t included Wheelie Bin in their best 22, needs to take a good hard look at themselves.
#10. Darren Bewick.

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