Blitz Learnings

Were you successful? I need closure on this anecdote.

Might’ve been.

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I learnt how many goal Joe Daniher kick

Because of blitz I’ve learnt to judge peoples height correctly and always look at the colour of someones tie.

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That part is debatable.

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Because of blitz I’ve learned many lots of heaps of information about covid-19… when that used to be a thing…oh it still is a thing.

I learnt how to trade by offering Dyson and a third rounder.

I also learnt about Caddyfest.

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Remember the photo that @hambo posted one night?

That was cool.

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Because of Blitz I learnt that no matter how ■■■■ we are there is always someone on here that can make me laugh even at the lowest of times.

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Because of blitz, I learnt that I could put out a fireball with just a little bit of water

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Because of blitz I understand why someone wants a cat.

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Because of blitz I did whatever it tacos.

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Because of blitz I learned only 20% of what comes across pazza’s desk.

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Because of Blitz I learned you can fold instead of scrunch, and that dogs can wear pants.

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Because of Blitz I learned Courtney Johns Brendan Lee Alex Browne Elliot Kavanagh Patrick Voss will be the saviour of Essendon’s on-field fortunes.

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Because of blitz I learned how to overdramatise everything about Essendon if we are ever down on the scoreboard.

Thank you match day thread.

Because of blitz I learned about asking genuine questions…

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Because of blitz I learned how many Bomber magazines you get per household.

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Because of blitz I learned that ■■■■■■■ is a swear word.

Because of Blitz I learned about the concept of something being full, but not to capacity.

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