I ain't got no future or family tree but
I know what a prison lover ought to be
I know what a prison lover ought to be say
If you, want to call me baaaaby, just go ahead now...
We gotta hoooold on to what we got
Doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not
ROFL
Macy Gray- " my world crumbles when you are not there"
For ages I thought it was “I wear goggles when you are not there”
'Lets get retarded, Lets get retarded with beer"
I always thought the words to more than a woman were:
Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me
I recall a mate's little brother thinking the chorus to Nirvana's "Dive" was
"Di, di, di, diamond riiiiiing..."
And also a girlfriend's little sister thinking the Shakira song went
"Where ever, when ever, we're meant to be together.
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the Dilmah tea"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo
Get up…to the cop shop…don’t stop till ya get enough.
I recall a mate's little brother thinking the chorus to Nirvana's "Dive" was
"Di, di, di, diamond riiiiiing..."
Another nirvana example.
Hey, wait, i got a nutrigrain.
One for the older posters: when I was a little kid I thought Cher's "Gypsies, tramps and thieves" was "cheese, cheese, ham and cheese".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yn-2YuWMUo
Man.........that was funny
‘I’m finding it hard to believe, you’re a bevan’
Followed up with "Don't let your son, go down on me."
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"
Time honoured.
Oh come on! Surely you knew he of all people wasn't saying that!
I recall a mate's little brother thinking the chorus to Nirvana's "Dive" was
"Di, di, di, diamond riiiiiing..."
Another nirvana example.
Hey, wait, i got a nutrigrain.
And who could forget Smells Like Teen Spirit?
"I'm a skater and my feet hurt. Yay!"
That song about ■■■■■■■■ by Simply Red: Holding back the ears.
I only realised this one this morning...
Take the pressure down (dah dah, dah dah)
'Caus I can feel it, risin' like a stone....
That song about ■■■■■■■■ by Simply Red: Holding back the ears.
That's the one about the Palestinian woman isn't it?
"Akeeb, holdin' on..."
You give love a bad name
“Shot in the arm and your to late
Your in love with batman”