Shaun: Yeah Hirdy?
Hird: You should have sold him the dummy before doing the goose step and a blind turn around him. How many times do I have to tell you to be an excitement machine!
What do we call that mate, the Shauney Shuffle?
Ha ha, nice one Cockroach… yeah, that’ll do …
Well we’re all semi chubbed up here … nice stuff.
“Yeah Shaun, that was fantastic but as per team selection policy for this year, were going to have to drop you back down to the VFL for the next three weeks. We’ve got a bunch of ‘experienced’ players to fit back into the side in the next few weeks. Ok then, sorry about that pal. Now get back out there and have some fun.”
Hird: A ship in the harbor is safe…
Edwards: click
Hird: Shauneye?
(How’s the creepy hand across the head…)
Gif should have been a few seconds longer so you can see the semi smile creep onto Hirdy’s face.
“Didn’t you listen in the gameplan meeting? BACKWARDS. NO FLAIR. NO GOALS. NO SPEED. Back pocket next week”
“Look that 70 meter goal was good. But Shaune, what were you thinking. You had Hooker outnumbered 3 to 1 on the opposite flank and you had Baguley running through the centre 20 meters behind you for the handball.”
Hird: “no you hang up”?
Shauny: “you hang up hirdy”
Hird: “no you hang up first”…
Hird: You’ve called 1500-SACKHIRD. How can I direct your call?
Shauny: Huh.
Hird: WASSSAAAAAPPP!
Edwards: “What did Blitz think of that?”
Hird: “I’m not going to repeat what westozziebomber just posted.”
Edwards: Hirddyyyy bruh, got any pingas?
Hird: yeh cuz they’r in the fridge.
Edwards: say that again.
Skipworthless: CHORTLES DANK MEMES BRO
Hird: Step 1: you say “fark you.”
Step 2: You fark them"
Shauneye: “Shhhh… be quiet ■■■■■■■”
Shaun: Yea Hirdy?
Hird: I left the key to my house under the mat…
“If you can’t hear me it’s okay. Tanya is taking notes.”
“Hello?..”
“Good afternoon. Is your fridge running?”
Hird: Ya mum rang wants you to buy a litre of milk on ya way home.
Shaun: ■■■■ has she finished that one i got her this morning…
Hird: “Are you able to get on Blitz down there? Not working for me in the box”
“Hello?”
“What are you wearing right now?”
Hird: Hello…is it me your looking for…
Shauny: Damn it Hirdy, I ran 100 meters to take this call.
Hirdy: But, I would walk 500 miles and a i would walk 500 more…
Shauny: click