Been a while since l did one of these.
Right, that’s a large with the lot and EXTRA pineapple!
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“See, I told you I was taller than this house.”
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“Hey look…I can make a duck with my hand!”
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“I’m actually 2.03 metre Peter you idiots”
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“Look I’m Peter Wright and I play darts”
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“I’m pretending to be a water sprinkler”
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… and the crowd roars as I put through my hundredth … roooooaarrrr … and as I lift my hand to acknowledge their support they roar even louder … roooaarrr … the premiership and glory is ours … roooooaaarrrrr …
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You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy.
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OK, that’s plenty enough room for me to lead into now fellas. No need to go further than half back
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“This is my marking routine: one arm up for the ball, the other arm down for the oppo defenders to hold on to.”
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“The name’s Peter, 2 Metre Peter”
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Hi mum.
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“The new seating and shade area would look good over there”
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“Hey fellers, with all these small blokes buzzing about, it’s best if you protect the genitalia”.
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“Tickets please for the 2MP bandwagon”
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“Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Hey Macarena, ay”.
“does this grass make me look taller”
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i’m a little teapot short and stout……
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sprinkles salt in Italian