Another long gap between contests, as the club gears up for another big test in 2024. So what is exactly going on here? Fire away.
Image borrowed from the latest training thread.
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“The trick is to see if you can touch your nose and rotate your willy at the same time. Like this.”
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And that’s how I tell which way the wind blows.
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“Why are you showing me this? Tsatas is over there!”
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“You see those clowns over there thinking BBQ sauce pairs with everything?”
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SHUT YOUR FARKIN FACE UNCLE FARKAAAAA!!!
I’m just going to take this ball and slowly back away and see if he even notices I’ve left.
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I know @theDJR has some pull around here, but go back and tell him that random Blitzers teaching me how to kick is a step too far…
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“you’re suggested i cover up this mane with a beanie?”
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“You’re telling me that if I want the ball to go over there, I have to hold it like that?”
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“It’s fuuny that you say that Nimo. I’ve also suffered a blow to the head too”
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“Oi! My eyes are up here!”
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And we have a winner! 
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“I’ll need a pen if you want me to sign it…And I think you really should be on the other side of the fence”
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The goals are that way mate
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“They wanna put microchips in the balls, Jonesy…it’s the covid vaccine all over again, Jonesy!”
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“Anyways, I went the big torp, the wind got it and carried it way south west, over thataways. Apparently, it landed in a Derrimut factory… I don’t think it hit anyone or caused any damage, so we’re all good.”
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“Fark me it’s freezing out here today Hazza, I’m frozen stiff and the ball is stuck to my fingertips too. I can’t move”
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Harry: “I read about you in high school.”
David: “what?”
Harry: “The Grapes Of Wrath.”
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