Christmas presents

The important thing in all of this is to remember the true meaning of Xmas, which is to celebrate the birth of Santa.

And his helper Black Pete.

 

Xmas is an end of year holiday that honours the traditions of shopping, big family dinners and getting pissed.

I thought it was a festival of family conflict and meltdowns.

 

I generally find out two things at Christmas

a) I dislike another cousin (on one side) that I hadn't previously met

b) another of the precious few cousins/uncles/aunts/great-whatevers has either ■■■■■■ off to the other side of the globe or dropped off 

Xmas is an end of year holiday that honours the traditions of shopping, big family dinners and getting pissed.

I thought it was a festival of family conflict and meltdowns.
I generally find out two things at Christmas
a) I dislike another cousin (on one side) that I hadn't previously met
b) another of the precious few cousins/uncles/aunts/great-whatevers has either ■■■■■■ off to the other side of the globe or dropped off

I think all my cousins are beaut.
Unless...that means...you don't think that it's me that's...
...nah.

"Its all about family".

also like to give gifts of an "experience" cooking classes, glass blowing, photography tour, pretty much anything you can think of.

Ok, I will take another tac, receiving a voucher says “you are a prick who is to hard to buy presents for”

Ok, I will take another tac, receiving a voucher says "you are a prick who is to hard to buy presents for"

How many times a year do you get to call someone a prick and they have to say thank you?

 

Ok, I will take another tac, receiving a voucher says "you are a prick who is to hard to buy presents for"

How many times a year do you get to call someone a prick and they have to say thank you?

 

ok, now i see it.

 

 

Ok, I will take another tac, receiving a voucher says "you are a prick who is to hard to buy presents for"

How many times a year do you get to call someone a prick and they have to say thank you?

 

ok, now i see it.

 

1. Ben, you're a prick

2. You aint gettin' no voucher.

 

feels better that way ................

The important thing in all of this is to remember the true meaning of Xmas, which is to celebrate the birth of Santa.

or for the dyslexic amongst you the coming of satan.

So over the weekend, my family finally got around to the "who is hosting what" chat. I'll be covering some k's this Christmas. Got mum's extended family in Torquay on the 22nd, back to work for the 23rd/24th, back to B-town on the night of the 24th for my sister's birthday. Dad's extended family in Geelong on the 25th, and then to either Torquay or Ballarat again for the 26th depending on if my sister has had her kid yet. Then on the 27th I'm off to the NSW south coast to join my gf's family for a few days, then home again on the 31st.

So over the weekend, my family finally got around to the "who is hosting what" chat. I'll be covering some k's this Christmas. Got mum's extended family in Torquay on the 22nd, back to work for the 23rd/24th, back to B-town on the night of the 24th for my sister's birthday. Dad's extended family in Geelong on the 25th, and then to either Torquay or Ballarat again for the 26th depending on if my sister has had her kid yet. Then on the 27th I'm off to the NSW south coast to join my gf's family for a few days, then home again on the 31st.

At last l now know who the 'l've been everywhere man' is. Good luck with all that driving and take care on them roads, there are going to be plenty of idiots around. 

I've made a habit of driving to the next destination late the night before. Less idiots on roads, get to sleep in, and makes it easy to resist drinking.

I've made a habit of driving to the next destination late the night before. Less idiots on roads, get to sleep in, and makes it easy to resist drinking.

Likewise. We usually go down to our beach house for boxing day but we would drive down around 12-1am Christmas night.

This year I'm wanting to set up a gym in our new garage, so Im after some rubber matting, a squat rack, some plates and an olympic barbell.

 

Vouchers would be handy as it's going to add up pretty quickly (and each item is too much for a single gift), but I don't know where Im going to buy it all from yet to tell people what kind of vouchers.

 

Otherwise Ive got a new iphone that now doesn't fit the radio transmitter/handsfree in my car, so one of them would be handy.

 

I need some board shorts too...

 

Maybe some sun glasses...

 

A watch...

This year I'm wanting to set up a gym in our new garage, so Im after some rubber matting, a squat rack, some plates and an olympic barbell.

 

Vouchers would be handy as it's going to add up pretty quickly (and each item is too much for a single gift), but I don't know where Im going to buy it all from yet to tell people what kind of vouchers.

 

Otherwise Ive got a new iphone that now doesn't fit the radio transmitter/handsfree in my car, so one of them would be handy.

 

I need some board shorts too...

 

Maybe some sun glasses...

 

A watch...

is this a blitz donation request?

 

This year I'm wanting to set up a gym in our new garage, so Im after some rubber matting, a squat rack, some plates and an olympic barbell.

 

Vouchers would be handy as it's going to add up pretty quickly (and each item is too much for a single gift), but I don't know where Im going to buy it all from yet to tell people what kind of vouchers.

 

Otherwise Ive got a new iphone that now doesn't fit the radio transmitter/handsfree in my car, so one of them would be handy.

 

I need some board shorts too...

 

Maybe some sun glasses...

 

A watch...

is this a blitz donation request?

 

I was thinking that too........I'm thinking 'WTF? Best of luck getting anything from me, sunshine!'

 

 

This year I'm wanting to set up a gym in our new garage, so Im after some rubber matting, a squat rack, some plates and an olympic barbell.

 

Vouchers would be handy as it's going to add up pretty quickly (and each item is too much for a single gift), but I don't know where Im going to buy it all from yet to tell people what kind of vouchers.

 

Otherwise Ive got a new iphone that now doesn't fit the radio transmitter/handsfree in my car, so one of them would be handy.

 

I need some board shorts too...

 

Maybe some sun glasses...

 

A watch...

is this a blitz donation request?

 

I was thinking that too........I'm thinking 'WTF? Best of luck getting anything from me, sunshine!'

 

Lol, isn't this the Xmas pressie thread? Ideas for presents bacause the OP didn't know what he wanted?

 

Sorry to get the thread on track.

This year I'm wanting to set up a gym in our new garage, so Im after some rubber matting, a squat rack, some plates and an olympic barbell.
Vouchers would be handy as it's going to add up pretty quickly (and each item is too much for a single gift), but I don't know where Im going to buy it all from yet to tell people what kind of vouchers.
Otherwise Ive got a new iphone that now doesn't fit the radio transmitter/handsfree in my car, so one of them would be handy.
I need some board shorts too...
Maybe some sun glasses...
A watch...


If your after vouchers for the weights stuff I'd go with Iron Edge if you want some kettle bells, Rogue for bars, and maybe Muscle Driver AU for bumper plates. Or Again Faster look like they have everything in one place but maybe not the quality.

 

 

 

This year I'm wanting to set up a gym in our new garage, so Im after some rubber matting, a squat rack, some plates and an olympic barbell.

 

Vouchers would be handy as it's going to add up pretty quickly (and each item is too much for a single gift), but I don't know where Im going to buy it all from yet to tell people what kind of vouchers.

 

Otherwise Ive got a new iphone that now doesn't fit the radio transmitter/handsfree in my car, so one of them would be handy.

 

I need some board shorts too...

 

Maybe some sun glasses...

 

A watch...

is this a blitz donation request?

 

I was thinking that too........I'm thinking 'WTF? Best of luck getting anything from me, sunshine!'

 

Lol, isn't this the Xmas pressie thread? Ideas for presents bacause the OP didn't know what he wanted?

 

Sorry to get the thread on track.

 

No...I'm sorry, but I'm still not getting you a Christmas present. You play for South Caulfield. I despise you and everything you stand for.