So these are the official club membership slogans that have been released to entice buying of memberships. Have to say, if ever I saw a bunch of ■■■■■■ rush jobs, this list is it. Half of them have taken lines from their own theme song (lazy) and the others are just wtf moments. Here's the list:
ADELAIDE: We‘re ready to flyâ€¦so get on board
BRISBANE LIONS: Believe. Belong
CARLTON: We are the Navy Blues
COLLINGWOOD: Side by side
FREMANTLE: Own the moment
GEELONG: #belonggeelong. Be part of the greatest team of all
GOLD COAST: Fire Up
GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY: Stand Tall
HAWTHORN: Always Hawthorn
MELBOURNE: My heart beats true
NORTH MELBOURNE: We will rise together
PORT ADELAIDE: We are Port Adelaide
RICHMOND: Strong & bold â€“ bring the roar home
ST KILDA: More than a football club
SYDNEY SWANS: Proudly Sydney
WEST COAST: Our strength is YOU
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Gather the pack
So, in true blitz fashion, was thinking that maybe we could come up with some better slogans for them....
Some thoughts I had:
Richmond - Join the bandwagon!
Gold Coast - Come watch Gary Ablett Jnr
Collingwood - Give money (we are talking to Collingwood supporters with this one after all)
Western Bulldogs - need money
Melbourne - We have a good coach this time. Promise.
Also thinking the GWS one could work at St Kilda....