Club membership slogans

Football Discussion Non Essendon Stuff
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So these are the official club membership slogans that have been released to entice buying of memberships.  Have to say, if ever I saw a bunch of ■■■■■■ rush jobs, this list is it.  Half of them have taken lines from their own theme song (lazy) and the others are just wtf moments.  Here's the list:

 

ADELAIDE: We‘re ready to fly…so get on board

 

 

BRISBANE LIONS: Believe. Belong

 

 

CARLTON: We are the Navy Blues

 

 

COLLINGWOOD: Side by side

 

 

FREMANTLE: Own the moment

 

 

GEELONG: #belonggeelong. Be part of the greatest team of all

 

 

GOLD COAST: Fire Up

 

 

GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY: Stand Tall

 

 

HAWTHORN: Always Hawthorn

 

 

MELBOURNE: My heart beats true

 

 

NORTH MELBOURNE: We will rise together

 

 

PORT ADELAIDE: We are Port Adelaide

 

 

RICHMOND: Strong & bold – bring the roar home

 

 

ST KILDA: More than a football club

 

 

SYDNEY SWANS: Proudly Sydney

 

 

WEST COAST: Our strength is YOU

 

 

WESTERN BULLDOGS: Gather the pack

 

So, in true blitz fashion, was thinking that maybe we could come up with some better slogans for them....

 

Some thoughts I had:

 

Richmond - Join the bandwagon!

Gold Coast - Come watch Gary Ablett Jnr

Collingwood - Give money (we are talking to Collingwood supporters with this one after all)

Western Bulldogs - need money

Melbourne - We have a good coach this time. Promise.

 

Also thinking the GWS one could work at St Kilda....

 

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Carlton: Fark us.

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Sydney: if you can’t beat them… Buy them at over inflated prices

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Essendon: Come at us!!!

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North Melbourne: Top 8 this year. No, seriously. We really mean it this time. Why won't you believe us?

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Essendon: U mad bro?

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Western Bulldogs : Join up or we fold.

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Western Bulldogs : Please!

 

Sydney : Sign up and we'll get Hawkins next year!

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Melbourne: We may have Roos but we still know how to lose.

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Norf: Membership counts - help us achieve 2014 in 2014.

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RIchmond: Strong and bold, yellow and black, we'll finish 9th again, you can bet on that.

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Essendon 2014: Future home of P Dangerfield

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So these are the official club membership slogans that have been released:

 

ST KILDA: More than a football club

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Really? No responses?

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Essendon: You ■■■■■■■ should've killed us when you had the chance.

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So these are the official club membership slogans that have been released to entice buying of memberships.  Have to say, if ever I saw a bunch of ***** rush jobs, this list is it.  Half of them have taken lines from their own theme song (lazy) and the others are just wtf moments.  Here's the list:
 
ADELAIDE: We‘re ready to fly to Sydney to be with Kurt
 
 
BRISBANE LIONS: Believe? You ■■■■■■ Idiots!
 
 
CARLTON: We are unoriginal and uninspiring ...just like Mick!
 
 
COLLINGWOOD: Side by side..just not on Heritiers side.
 
 
FREMANTLE: Own the moment for a limited time only!
 
 
GEELONG: #belonggeelong. Hashtags are so #lastyear
 
 
GOLD COAST: Fire Up the barbie
 
 
GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY: Stand Trial
 
 
HAWTHORN: Always Hawthorn unless of course it's Sydney
 
 
MELBOURNE: True to form, you can bet on it!
 
 
NORTH MELBOURNE: We will rise together to eighth...or maybe nineth..
 
 
PORT ADELAIDE: We are Port Adelaide, well it worked for Carlton..oh wait.
 
ST KILDA: More like a football club than last year
 
 
SYDNEY SWANS: Almost broke but we have Buddy..oh and Kurt.(sorry Kurt)
 
 
WEST COAST: Our strength is YOU, it has to be.
 
 
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Gather the pack it's time for hibernation.
 

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WEST COAST: Our strength is YOU booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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So, what’s our slogan?

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We're not falling for that one again.

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Whatever it governs.

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Freo's slogans have been downright awful the last couple of years.

 

2013: Let's go

2014: Own the moment