Collective Nouns

A Boot of Bong heads.

What would be a collective noun for a group of bogans? This one is a long term project. Still can't get it right. A slab?

A boor of bogans

A bruce of bogans

A carringbush of bogans

 

An illiterati of bogans

 

A beckham of bogans

A bundy of bogans

 

 

 

*last from me

A ■■■■ of female tennis professionals

A d*ouche of hipsters.

An outrage of essendon supporters

Nah it's an outrage of Today Tonight viewers

I loved mixed metaphors

 

Caught between a rock and the eight ball

They're a real one horse pony

It's not rocket surgery

Can read you like the back of my book

A leopard never changes his stripes

Lot of red tape to jump through

Don't ■■■■ on the hand that feeds you

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An outrage of journalists

I loved mixed metaphors

 

Caught between a rock and the eight ball

They're a real one horse pony

It's not rocket surgery

Can read you like the back of my book

A leopard never changes his stripes

Lot of red tape to jump through

Don't **** on the hand that feeds you

Not sure it was a mixed metaphor or if the dude just didn't know the real saying, but guy I used to work with would always say "Look its six of one two dozen of the other".

A martyrdom of Essendon supporters?

A hero of Hirds

I loved mixed metaphors

 

Caught between a rock and the eight ball

They're a real one horse pony

It's not rocket surgery

Can read you like the back of my book

A leopard never changes his stripes

Lot of red tape to jump through

Don't **** on the hand that feeds you

A couple of my dad's classics:

 

- Don't get on ya bike about it.

 

- You'd complain if your ■■■■ was on fire. 

A parliament of owls.

A murder of crows.

A paper bag of cash?

A Judd of Blooos. 

Don't ■■■■ in your own pants

A barrel of Sth Australians

 

a con of fruiterers

a commission of liars

 

I loved mixed metaphors

 

Caught between a rock and the eight ball

They're a real one horse pony

It's not rocket surgery

Can read you like the back of my book

A leopard never changes his stripes

Lot of red tape to jump through

Don't **** on the hand that feeds you

A couple of my dad's classics:

 

- Don't get on ya bike about it.

 

- You'd complain if your ■■■■ was on fire. 

 

My favourite has to be Willie Mason a few years back: "There's light at the end of the day".

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