Collective Nouns

A thread for creative collective nouns, plays on words and I'm sure, mixed metaphors. Woke up with this one in my head this morning: 

 

a contingency of chaos theorists. 

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A Bevy of bodacious babes.

That's more alliteration, but yeah, carry on. 

A corruption of commissioners?

A Wilson of Dugongs?

an ■■■■ hat of journos

I must admit, a ‘Hird of drug cheats’ did make me giggle for a second, before I composed myself and became outraged.

A panic of blitzers

An outrage of essendon supporters

A pack of c*nts.

A prevarication of AFL officials

What would be a collective noun for a group of bogans? This one is a long term project. Still can't get it right. A slab?

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What would be a collective noun for a group of bogans? This one is a long term project. Still can't get it right. A slab?

A 'Doughy' of Bogans?

 

A Mullett of Bogans? 

What would be a collective noun for a group of bogans? This one is a long term project. Still can't get it right. A slab?

A 'Doughy' of Bogans?
 
A Mullett of Bogans?
A scrag of bogans?

A Ute of Bogans?

An anthology of collective nouns.

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A benefit of bogans

Cacophony of journos

A fixie of hipsters

A moan of Richmond supporters