A lag of Jettas
An exclamation of Kommers
An ocker of Heppells
A premiership of Bombers
A Hird of Dollars
A wailing of Neagles
A barrel of Sth Australians
a con of fruiterers
Haha, that is a great reference!
How about: A dumpster of Carlton supporters.
I was wondering what it would be for Norf, and then I realised you can't have a collective noun for one person!
Best I can do
A fleet of Kangaroo
A lying of journalists.
A corruption of sporting organisations.
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A clattering of unwanted morning erections.
Since we are mixing metaphors with collective nouns how about a "Hat Full of Journalists".
A clattering of unwanted morning erections.
This is hilarious, did you go to boarding school?
I checked what time you posted it too, somewhat disappointed it was in the evening... :lol:
My 3yo came up with a good one of these in the way 3yos do: a party of balloons.
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A cockroach of Weapons
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A void of journalists.
A hollow of hipsters.
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Thank you for starting this thread. This is fun:
a parish of handballs
a hooker of marks
a fantasia of bounces
a green of runners
a hurley of spoils
a bellchamber of hitouts
a merrett of awards
a dea of emergencies
Oi!!
A Walla of tackles … sheesh! 
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Better than a Wallis of tackles
Didn’t you mean an “Arsehat full of Journalists” (back in Jan. 2014) ?
Also better than Tackle of Walla
A Cardinal of rock spiders.
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…a Houli of weeks…
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