Thought this might be fun.
Here’s a few from my dear old Dad, so you get the gist.
You’re as awkward as a bag full of monkeys.
Don’t be like a bull at a gate!
You’re as silly as a two bob watch.
Thought this might be fun.
Here’s a few from my dear old Dad, so you get the gist.
You’re as awkward as a bag full of monkeys.
Don’t be like a bull at a gate!
You’re as silly as a two bob watch.
I agree with your Dad
I always say “full as a fat lady’s sock”
Full as a public school
I’m lovin em
Pass the dead horse
Yep they were all said to me!
Is hit the frog and toad a colloquialism or rhyming slang?
When I was a teenager, my gf would come over after school to do homework, after she would go home for the night my dad would walk past my room and say:
“What smells like sweat and regret?”
It wasn’t a colloquialism. But it was awkward.
“You’re as dumb as a horses ■■■■”
I miss my dad!
Rhyming slang but I still like it
Get your laughing gear around that.
I could eat the ■■■■ out of a dead lepers undies.
Or (out of a low flying duck…)
“He’s as reliable as a rotten branch.“
I am going to drop the kids off at the pool.
(go to the loo for a number 2)
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Got the rough end of the pineapple
Flat out like a lizard drinking
Wow never heard that one tinhillterror