Comments coming out of the Club

Football Discussion Trade week Duursma head in
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Interesting comments in the last couple of weeks coming out of the club.

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“I hope we recruit a player without foot odor.” (Jeff - Bootstudder)

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“I’m hoping they draft kids with great thighs” - Jane sports conditioning agent

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“I retract my comments on trade strategy and apologise to Adrian Dodoro” - Xavier Campbell, CEO.

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“Tell them to go and get ■■■■■■!” - Doc Reid

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“I hope we recruit players that couldn’t hit the side of a barn.” - Bin

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“Lets sign pre 2012 premiership players, that’s worked before right?”

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‘Freak me Alex Rance is hot’ - Anyone at any club.

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“Who’s that prick that replaced my grippo with olive oil before each game this year!?” - Colyer

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“I’m excited”- Kyle Langford

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Now that one is a straight out lie. Kyle actually said “I am considering thinking about being excited but will not be certain for some time”.

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“They do have a great spongy indoor surface. Like a lamington.” - Anyone touring the club.

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“yeah, really good question…” - John Worsfull

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“We are hoping he can move into the midfield in a fee years time” - Adrian

Still the best one is
“Yeah he is a really good player but he’s not in our sights right now” - essington (credit @efc1robbo)

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I make this strongly worded comment and/or take strong action.

10 mins later.

I want to retract the strongly worded comment. We will no longer proceed with said action. I wish to apologise for any feelings hurt.

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“We need a couple of our midfielders to turn into inside bulls.”

“Surely there are some supplements that can help us with that.”

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Who needs Smith, Wilson and Barrett bagging the club, just leave to the endless parade of Blitz a$$holes.

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“We’re just looking for that jet midfielder” - Sheeds (15 farking years ago!)

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That was my first thought when I read this:

Xavier Campbell says that Essendon … will be seeking classy, fast midfielders as their number one priority.

X recycles old propaganda hoping no-one will notice.

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Kane Tenace, come on down!

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