Cory Dell’Olio - PEETO EVISCERATED

So how many small forwards that can consistently find the goals do we have left ?

 

 

his best moment imo

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=569rX-EFijI

 

How Good was Ryder in that bit of play! 

 

Pick 17. 

 

Well he didn't get the hit-out, but he kept his feet and was able to get posession since there was no one else around.

 

He then gave a hospital pass to someone (can't tell who it was because they got creamed so quickly) but they somehow got it away and then Zerret got it back to Ryder who just laid it on the boot to the top of the 50m arc.

 

I'm probably being a bit harsh, but fark him.

 

Seriously though, which bit of play was the good bit? Or just that he was invloved? If he did anything less we would have crucified him.

 

 

Out of curiosity Peeto, who'll be your next avatar?

Given that your last 2 have been delisted this year, I sense that this could be a pivotal moment in your life.

It's a good question, I wonder if I should keep it as Dell perpetually in honour?

 

If not Stein, but there aren't many great avatar style pictures of him.

 

If not we move onto McKenna, Fantasia or potentially one of the new draftees.

 

you stay the fark away from mckenna.

 

Just from an 'optics' perspective, I think Peeto should stear clear of the young boys on our list.


He would kick 2 or 3 and then get dumped never getting a fair crack at it


1) He never kicked 3 goals in a game.
2) His 2 goal games were in a 24 point win against Freo, 84 point win against Bulldogs, 50 point win against Port (all 2012) and 15 point win against GWS this year. I'd argue that 3 of the 4 weren't high class opposition.
3) As for the sub thing, he played 16 games and only 4 times played less than half the game, 1 of which was his debut (44% game time). 11 of his games he had more than 73% game time.
4) He averaged 1 goal and 9 disposals a game. If you exclude the games where he played less than 50% game time, his average only rises to 10 disposals per game. Hard to justify a spot on the list on those numbers.
Thanks Cory for your service. I'm sure you wore the jumper with pride & all the best for the future.

Nothing better than some cold hard facts to bring some clarity to the argument.
Based on the facts - hard to justify a spot.
Trust in our list management team.

I don't think he ever got a fair crack.


Peeto I'm talking about.

So how many small forwards that can consistently find the goals do we have left ?

The exact same as we had a month ago.

1, Paul Chapman.

Cory Dell'Olio ‏@cdellolio_ 24m24 minutes ago

Thanks to @EssendonFC for the last three years. Couldn't of been happier to play at such a great club and meet some of the greatest people

OK now I'm emotional


So how many small forwards that can consistently find the goals do we have left ?

The exact same as we had a month ago.
1, Paul Chapman.

I meant ones that can play a full season.

Cory Dell'Olio ‏@cdellolio_ 24m24 minutes ago
Thanks to @EssendonFC for the last three years. Couldn't of been happier to play at such a great club and meet some of the greatest people

11/10 tweet. Classy way to say thanks and good-bye.
What did Ryder's farewell tweet say?

 

 

So how many small forwards that can consistently find the goals do we have left ?

The exact same as we had a month ago.
1, Paul Chapman.

I meant ones that can play a full season.

 

The exact same as we had a month ago.

Zero.

 

Cory Dell'Olio ‏@cdellolio_ 24m24 minutes ago
Thanks to @EssendonFC for the last three years. Couldn't of been happier to play at such a great club and meet some of the greatest people

11/10 tweet. Classy way to say thanks and good-bye.
What did Ryder's farewell tweet say?

 

Docked one mark for saying "Couldn't of" instead of "Couldn't have". Hence only 10/10.


Cory Dell'Olio ‏@cdellolio_ 24m24 minutes ago
Thanks to @EssendonFC for the last three years. Couldn't of been happier to play at such a great club and meet some of the greatest people

11/10 tweet. Classy way to say thanks and good-bye.
What did Ryder's farewell tweet say?
Docked one mark for saying "Couldn't of" instead of "Couldn't have". Hence only 10/10.
yep - That's why I gave him 11/10 instead of 12/10.

Best wishes Corey, full of class.

I don't think he ever got a fair crack.

 

I agree with this. Could have played more games if, for example, it had been him and not Jetta that had been given so many opportunities.

 

Cory Dell'Olio ‏@cdellolio_ 24m24 minutes ago
Thanks to @EssendonFC for the last three years. Couldn't of been happier to play at such a great club and meet some of the greatest people

11/10 tweet. Classy way to say thanks and good-bye.


What did Ryder's farewell tweet say?

 

 

By the way, just sayin', THIS is a VERY good question.

No class whatsoever.

dellolio will be more fondly remembered than ryder. Who would have thought that at the start of the year.

 

Cory Dell'Olio ‏@cdellolio_ 24m24 minutes ago
Thanks to @EssendonFC for the last three years. Couldn't of been happier to play at such a great club and meet some of the greatest people

11/10 tweet. Classy way to say thanks and good-bye.
What did Ryder's farewell tweet say?

 

"Something something #yolo"

 

 

Cory Dell'Olio ‏@cdellolio_ 24m24 minutes ago
Thanks to @EssendonFC for the last three years. Couldn't of been happier to play at such a great club and meet some of the greatest people

11/10 tweet. Classy way to say thanks and good-bye.
What did Ryder's farewell tweet say?

 

"Something something #yolo"

 

 

+ a Jersey Shore quote.

 

 

 

his best moment imo

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=569rX-EFijI

 

How Good was Ryder in that bit of play! 

 

Pick 17. 

 

Well he didn't get the hit-out, but he kept his feet and was able to get posession since there was no one else around.

 

He then gave a hospital pass to someone (can't tell who it was because they got creamed so quickly) but they somehow got it away and then Zerret got it back to Ryder who just laid it on the boot to the top of the 50m arc.

 

I'm probably being a bit harsh, but fark him.

 

Seriously though, which bit of play was the good bit? Or just that he was invloved? If he did anything less we would have crucified him.

 

Watch it again.