Design Hawthorn's Alternate Guernsey

My first effort:

Wonder if this will be as rigged as the Suns one? I must say it’s very tempting to try and design something nice but try to sneak in something truly terrible.

INJUNCTION

Bring back the diamond knitted vest!

I would start by drinking copious amounts of tequila and eating all sorts of Indian curries.
.Sooner or later i would have a nice design.

I’m useless at photoshop, but surely a toilet block?

Wasn’t last year’s based off the blitz logo?

This has the potential to be thread of the year…

I'm useless at photoshop, but surely a toilet block?
Or the close up scene of the toilet from Trainspotting perhaps?

just chuck a map of tassie in the middle

Is there a pee emoji?

just chuck a map of tassie in the middle
Hawks jumper design? Toilets? Map-a-tassies?

Sounds like some German videos that are doing the rounds.

Which team does the colour brown clash with again?

You know how a dog sniffs at another dogs barkers eggs, and then ■■■■■ it leg to “mark it’s territory” on said dog bomb??

A mid stream colour enhanced photo of that act emblazoned on the front would suffice.

Make it a bulldog with huge nut’s just for the lol’s.

Which team does the colour brown clash with again?

“Adelaide Crows, GWS Giants or West Coast Eagles”

Oh i hope they pick mine!
I put a lot of effort into it!

I’m no artist, but if this could be incorporated somehow it would be fitting:

“First of make in glorious of corrupt football league to have injection program”

Posting that pic is a really ■■■■■■ thing to do … good god!