Esssssssssiiingtooooooooooooooooooooon
They had around a 5% conversion rate. That puts Essington in the shade and probably earns the Thai goalkeeper a national public holiday in his honour.
Australington.
Luke Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuey
I commend your restraint at this sensitive tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.
Youâre Welcoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Not having football as an excuse for not cleaning the guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutters
Going to have to fcken mowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the fcken lawwwwwwwwwwwn nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sh*t sides I couldnât care less about playing in the Grand FinalâŚ
Hey!
Donât try to back out of it, celery neck.
Ease up, turtle-breath.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootball for nearly six mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooths
What the fark is a mooth?
Itâs the incorrect version of moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonthâŚ
Trade radiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Itâs on for the whole mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
Da farks a mooth?
Those things that fly into bug zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs