The ‘h’ was edited in.
there’s this thing you see happen on instagram where someone makes little clips to kill the time or whatever, but then out of nowhere one of their clips will hit 15k likes. so then they’re like “ok this is my schtick now” and they rehash the same type of clip every time. goes ok for a week or so, but then they’re tapped out of good ideas, and you start to see the life slowly drain from their face on every subsequent clip as they desperately chase the high of the brief relevancy they had just weeks earlier.
anyway, thinking about that for no real reason
then there’s also another thing that happens where someone posts out some slop, 50 outlets share it around going “oooft check out this dipsht”, and all the original posters sees is “wow 1m views, i’m on to a winner here”
No wonder the lettuce won…
They still have sectioning in the UK, don’t they? Off to the funny farm for Liz.
A succinct summary of my Blitz posting history
Is that lady on the left in a wedding dress?
Interesting wedding photos, I guess.


