Essendon Classic Quotes

Fark me, what a cluster Fark. Why would you be talking about, or even have, your List Manager been involved in anything other what’s in his position title.

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Sheeds back in 1999 on an injury to one of our players:

“He’s got a back-related flu. All flus are back-related. It’s like the leg. Where does the leg start - the ankle or the shin? Funny, isn’t it?”

Nurse… help?

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Earlier this season when we were limping over the line against teams everyone else was belting Brad Scott rolled out some line - I can’t remember it verbatim - about how we could win by more if we wanted to but we were focusing on being a better defensive team.

Complete and utter bullshit.

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Wow

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a bomber that’s borderline flying

not actually serving it’s intended purpose, but it’s close enough

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From an AFL article in about 2020 - edit Nov 2018

The Bombers have transformed themselves into a premiership threat in the past year with a series of trade prizes, including Devon Smith, Jake Stringer, Adam Saad and, most recently, Dylan Shiel.

They gave up their 2017 first-round selection to Greater Western Sydney as part of the Smith deal, then handed over this year’s and next to the Giants for Shiel.

Super trading that.

Jake Carlise "This place is f@cked’

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Brad Scott, “We won’t sacrifice the short term for the long term”. And he was true to his word.