Kylie.
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Lol at lack of votesnfor Germany in total.
Sia is eurovision-ish
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And a way bigger name now than any put forward so far.
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I completely forgotten about her. Shame on me. She went to my high school.
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Belated comments:
The jury votes:
- Nth Macedonia tell Greece to fark off.
- Malta gave 8 to the UK.
- Ukrainian judges disagreed with the countries before them that hotness must be rewarded (Spain) and didn’t really appreciate where their weapons come in from (Poland).
- Poland still gave Ukraine their 12.
- UK historically big enough losers that they chant “WE GOT POINTS”.
- Hot Spain ranging from 0-12 judge votes.
- Portugal votes all over the palace. They like Hot Spain though.
- Geez, the judges really liked the visual and musical contradictions in the UK presentation.
- Serbia, like their song, are weird with their choices. I’m happy Azerbaijan is getting some 12 points, though.
- Cyprus —> 12 points to Greece. Excellent.
- I am disappointed Turkey is not in this year; they always deliver LOLs and demographic lessons.
- Greece was boring; so many stupid judges liked them.
- The UK team not understanding any other languages is apt.
- Armenia take France from 1 to 8 points.
- Montenegro —> 12 points to Serbia. I approve them overtly denying they have taste.
- Croatia —> 12 points to Serbia. I approve them overtly denying they have taste.
- Hot Spain is so demonstrative.
- Finland throw 4 pity votes to Norway, and give the 12 to Sweden. I approve.
- Sweden throw 3 pity votes to Norway. And NONE to Finland. YOU HAD ONE JOB.
- Australia likes Hot Spain, and denies the UK any votes.
Now I’m glad Russia got kicked out. It means Germany didn’t get lumped with them as NUL POINT losers. FFS, Serbia’s hand-washing demonstration is mid-pack from the juries…
Popular vote:
- Thank fark Germany got six popular votes. They weren’t awful .
- Moldova, why not go from 14 to 253 points after the popular vote?
- Followed by Czech Republic getting 5 votes. I LOLed.
- I am disappointed Lithuania ends bottom half. It was visually timeless.
- Belgium get a 5 point kick in the balls, too.
- SWITZERLAND NUL POINT. That’ll teach you not to be neutral (and boring).
- Public are farking morons, and vote huge for the so-a-couple-years-ago hand-washing demonstration. FFS.
- Azerbaijan 3 points. Get farked.
- As soon as I saw Azerbaijan got 3, I knew we (2) were farked too. Male big singer on moving stairs = public dud.
- These guys are worse than ol’ Gil with their long pauses. Greece gets a middling public vote for their boring song, yay.
- “We’re now going to move onto Ukraine”… 430 out of a potential 480 (40 countries x 12 points). << insert Fry.gif >>
- HOT SPAIN is not being invaded enough. Any other year, they win.
- These announcement delays are just cruel.
- UK to get 349 public votes to win? Yeah nah; they should be glad to be welcomed back to the family and not get NUL POINT.
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Here are the countries whose public did NOT give Ukraine 12 points.
| 10 | |
|---|---|
 Slovenia |
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 Croatia |
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 Montenegro |
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 Romania |
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 Switzerland |
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 Albania |
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 Armenia |
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 Greece |
| 8 | |
|---|---|
 North Macedonia |
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 Malta |
| 7 | |
|---|---|
 Serbia |
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Ha, the other country with a big male vocalist on moving stairs (Azerbaijan) were the ones who gave us the two public votes.
Lithuania was very sexy in a 1950s kinda vibe. Would have won it if our Kylie sung it. Very catchy rhythm & beat.
I’ll maintain that Sheldon Riley shouldn’t have been our representative. Voyager was a way better choice.
We’ve gone through two years of COVID etc and then we chuck out a depressed song? Needed to be more positive!
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Greece wasn’t very good 
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I take this Greece bashing very personally and am outraged.
I’m sure @em2009 would agree.
PS - have not seen any of the songs, just watched the voting on Sunday morning when I tuned in.
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I just figure DJR got hurt by a Greek chick somewhere in his lifetime and he’s salty about it.
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The Greek song was too dramatic for mine. Like I posted on Saturday night, the Cyprus song had the making of a winning song, they just chose the wrong vocalist.
Anyone who takes Eurovision seriously and gets upset about who each country votes for needs to get out of the house a bit more.
We need someone to get us a top 3 finish… so a no name Isaiah and Riley won’t cut it.
she made him tzatziki with dill in it to show him what she really thought of him
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Aussie version?
id only include dill if i hated the person i made it for, so X can expect some
also not straining the yogurt or salting the cucumber
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The butthurt here over Ukraine beating the UK is fantastic.
“It’s just a pity win”. “We should have won, we were much better”. “Can’t believe Australia gave us nil pwa” “How are they going to host it next year anyway?”
One of my mates has been over there all week. Got tickets to all the lead ups or prelims or whatever they’re called, then instead of going into the venue on finals night, she went to some sort of outdoor event at the arena and got absolutely mortal. Said the atmosphere was incredible.
I just want more Moldovian Eurovision entries in my life tbh.
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Decent crop of entries this year. Loreen (winner of 2012 with the excellent ‘Euphoria’) is back representing Sweden and is favourite with another banger. Australia have gone for a synthwave-metal fusion which is very Eurovision and could poll well, but I don’t love it.
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