Ex #33 Brayden Ham - sliced

He looks little and scared

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Someone just told him about Blitz, and what they tend to say about about outside wingmen/ forward flankers
ā€œJerrett, Colyer, Zaharakis, Stanton, … I’ve got at least two years of reading this!ā€

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That’s the face of a man that found out BSDs nickname for them.

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He looks like someone just put deep heat on his left nut.

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I love golden retrievers. Such a stupid, friendly dog.

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Get to know: Brayden Ham

Feb 23, 2019 7:45AM

Essendon welcomed Geelong Falcons utility Brayden Ham with pick 72 in the 2018 national draft.

Playing as a top-ager in the 2018 TAC Cup, the versatile 19-year-old booted 22 goals from 16 games, named among the Falcons’ best players on 10 occasions and finishing second in the club’s best and fairest behind No.1 draft pick Sam Walsh.

Get to know more about our new No.33 as he completes his first pre-season in the red and black…

Nickname: Hammer

Any pre-game superstitions or routines: Bacon and eggs

Greatest individual effort you have seen on the footy field: Fraser Toohey step ladder

A player from another team you would love to play with: Sam Walsh

Best rule in footy: Deliberate out of bounds

And the worst and why: Running too far

How many games of footy do you watch each weekend? Four

Your favourite TV football show: Before The Game

Favourite commentator: Brian Taylor or Anthony Hudson

Favourite meal the night before a game: Pizza

Which teammate should appear on the next series of The Bachelor? James Stewart

Teammate most likely to succeed after football and why? Jordan Ridley - he’s pretty smart

Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto? Trent Mynott

Favourite Netflix series: Stranger Things

Apple Music or Spotify: Spotify

Do you play Fortnite? No

Favourite animal and why: Dog - good animal

Favourite section of the AFL Record : Stats

Your favourite possession: Car

Best gift you have received: Car

If you won Tattslotto, what is the first thing you would buy? A house

Your favourite holiday destination: Gold Coast

The most famous person you have met: Sam Walsh

The most famous person you would like to meet: Drake

Dream job if you weren’t a footballer: Rapper

Dream place to live in the world: Brazil

What is the one talent you wish you had? Singing

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They really need to be more accurate with this question. Is this answer a routine or a superstition?

It’d suck if all your team mates routinely ate bacon and eggs pre game, and you were superstitious about it.

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And this.
Is the worst rule running, because it’s too far?

WE NEEEEED ANSWERS HERE PEOPLE

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they are also asking who sings the team song with the most gusto… but they are rookies and have only just joined the team!

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Looks very much like a young Brent Stanton, I mean that in appearance rather than his playing style, which I haven’t seen much of so can’t comment there. I did see one passage in the match sim highlights and he seemed to have a decent amount of poise with the ball…

ā– ā– ā– ā– .
This goes right to the top.

Jok’s answer is still the best. Mark.

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I’m spewing Josh Green is no longer on the list, we have missed out on making all the ā€œGreen, Beggs and Hamā€ references.

Laverde, beggs and Ham, just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto? Trent Mynott

This question is a bit odd too for the newbies, as they haven’t won a game yet, so wouldn’t have practiced the song?
or do they have rehearsals :stuck_out_tongue:

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I think this kid will be very good, but if he doesn’t make it I really hope he thinks twice about becoming a rapper in Brazil.

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Is it just me or is there a touch of the Ricky Dyson’s about this lad

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Is he a lefty?

No, I don’t think so

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He looks far more like a young Ricky Dyson I reckon

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If Golden Retrievers could write, their input into this forum would be a hell of a lot greater than yours.

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