Explain your job badly

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Proctologist?

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Proctologist?

So near, but so far.

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I electrocute people. Badly.

I make electricity, sometimes.

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Proctologist?

So near, but so far.

Ahhh… ATO then … ?

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I make sure you don’t bleed to death.

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Proctologist?

So near, but so far.

Ahhh… ATO then … ?

Not quite, but you’re in the right zone.

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I make sure you don't bleed to death.

You’re a bandaid

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I electrocute people. Badly.

I make electricity, sometimes.

You’re my ex girlfriend

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I electrocute people. Badly.

Is there a good way of doing it

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I electrocute people. Badly.

I make electricity, sometimes.

Are you a polyester shirt? … or a Velour jumper?

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I electrocute people. Badly.

Is there a good way of doing it

If you’re bad at electrocuting people does that mean you’re not actually electrocuting anyone?

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I electrocute people. Badly.

I make electricity, sometimes.

An alternator?

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This is a shocking development

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I lie to people about how busy other people are.

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I didn’t do this Write.

I should have said, “I teach young men and the occasional girl, how to erect wood.”

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Among other things, I traffic in white lines.

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I tell people what to do and then take credit for their hard work

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I manage intangible resources to produce intangible services.

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I ruin people’s enjoyment of television and make them change radio stations.

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I plan.