Explain your job badly

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People think I tell people what to eat but mostly I try to make people eat who don’t want to.

What do you do?

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I try to bring the future closer.

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I try to bring the future closer.

You make holographic ■■■■?

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I try and educate young minds, but mostly convert them to support the Bombers.

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I put poo in bottles

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I put poo in bottles

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I try to bring the future closer.

You make holographic ■■■■?

4D?

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I put poo in bottles

Racist

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I put poo in bottles

Racist

How is that remotely racist?

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I’m a complex man bill

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I use a computer

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Dole bludger/blight on society

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I solve problems, but in the course of solving those problems I create further problems which I then need to also solve.

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I either do very little or far too much, depending on the complexity of the particular job.

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I solve problems, but in the course of solving those problems I create further problems which I then need to also solve.

AFL rules committee, eh?

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I try and educate young minds, but mostly convert them to support the Bombers.

Ditto.

Also just largely create something that previously never existed out of other things, or improve/restore stuff that already does.

(Funny thread already. Could wind up a classic …)

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You mess with me, you’re likely to get shot.

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I electrocute people. Badly.

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I make up numbers.

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To most people, I am just a part of a process. Simply something that must be done. To a few, I am a complete pain in the ■■■■.