I knew you were fake,
Just like me,
But you gave us a break,
From the monotony.
Your lies were so true,
As was our meanness,
I think my feelings for you,
Are due to your tinge of greenness.
I don’t even know why,
You could be one crazy cat,
But I cannot lie,
I miss you Nat.
My first regret of 2022 is being asleep during ‘that thread.’
I guess I can take them off of the ignore list now!
I would watch the hell out of that Catfish episode.
What could possibly go wrong when a boy confesses his love for a girl?
What your mate says: the worst she can say is no.
What she actually says: ewwwwwwwwwww.
And if Ewok got her back to his room it would remind me of that old rap song from the 90’s… Funky Cold Medina.
Ironically I actually know a Bomber supporting Natalie who contracted covid a couple of weeks ago and lives up in Swan Hill. No idea if she’s a nurse though - don’t know her well enough; she’s a mates sister.
Literally, fat chance.
She’s gonna get a fine for blatantly ignoring that sign, though.
EFA
Sounds like she lowers her standards half way through…
Ohhhhhh now it makes sense.
parody.
Or sees through the (very thick) veneer and sees the inner beauty 
SMJ is to much of a virtue signaled to look through 
So can this Natalie/SMJ thing be summarised to give context? Wasn’t SMJ the poster with the Conan avatar? He seemed like a good bloke, and everyone likes Conan.
But I’m not sure if I came into his/Natalie’s radar.
This all seems polarising, so discussable. Cause goss is how the pack stays compliant.
Well, I heard something, but i can’t say.
So an Incredibly hot 10 except you find out on the first date she’s a Carlton fan.
You still go there 
Puts a new spin on Fark Carlton.
Putting in an image from Doctor Who won’t prevent a gurging.