As promised last night. The following ditty is borrowed freely from Jagger & Richards.
Well you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop,
When you spud it up, you never stop.
[Verse 1]
You’re a load of Tommy rot,
You’re bad kicking, you’re so slow you stop,
When you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop,
Never stop, never stop, never stop.
[Chorus]
You make us groan and cry,
You make us groan and cry,
You make us groan and cry,
When you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop,
When you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop.
[Verse 2]
When you spud it up,
You got dud starters, gave it all they got,
You’ve got to, you’ve got to,
You can’t compete without being salary cheats,
When you ■■■■ it up,
You farked your end up, you spud it up,
Spud it up, spud it up, spud it up.
Edited.