Fark carlton continues (Part 3)

[premature_rookie_ele]

@Fairtackle

@Stressed_out

It will suck if FC finish last and TDK leaves. Hawks will get pick 1 and FC will get pick 2 compensation. We need Melbourne to finish last.

Hopefully Fark Carlton get on a bit of a run, give false hope to their deluded fan base, finish 9th and miss the finals by a kick after the siren.

That will also go some way to also diluting the pick Fark Whorethorn are getting

better known as the essington method.

[RockyStarPro]

The $1.7m offer says more about St. Kilda’s bizarre desperation to land a superstar player. TDK is a star, and is arguably the best ruckman in the game, but you only ever offer this type of money for a peak Gary Ablett Jr or Buddy Franklin

[primmer1978]

Owies was their best small forward, but he is absolute crap. Says something about the ones they still have.

[BAAKKEERRRR]

@primmer1978

Owies was their best small forward, but he is absolute crap. Says something about the ones they still have

And yet better than pretty much any small forward that we’ve had in the last 10 years (outside of Tippa). Which also speaks volumes about us (and how badly we’ve needed Kako…)

[Klawdy]

[Houli_Dooli]

@primmer1978

Owies was their best small forward, but he is absolute crap. Says something about the ones they still have.

so far Owies 2 goals (3 games)
Motlop 2 goals (4 games 0.5avg)

pretty poor return.
compare to ours
Kako 3 Goals
Gresham 3 Goals
Menzie 1 goal (0.5avg)

[Jaymin]

They legit thought they were going to win the premiership this season and have started 0-4 including losing to Richmond.

It’s magical.

[Stressed_out]

That’s what sets them apart from us. Most of us were expecting a pretty poor year this year whereas Fark Carlton thought they were a shoe-in for the flag

[primmer1978]

@BAAKKEERRRR

And yet better than pretty much any small forward that we’ve had in the last 10 years (outside of Tippa). Which also speaks volumes about us (and how badly we’ve needed Kako…)

True but we are on the improve in that area and the Dud has gone.

[Houli_Dooli]

How is Brodie Kemp their highest goal scorer so far.

[Azza78]

@Houli_Dooli

How is Brodie Kemp their highest goal scorer so far.

Who is Brodie Kemp is the more pertinent question.

[primmer1978]

@Houli_Dooli

How is Brodie Kemp their highest goal scorer so far.

I am going with accidental.

[Houli_Dooli]

[Captain_Jack]

@Captain_Jack

They need a new theme song and l am going to supply one.

As promised last night. The following ditty is borrowed freely from Jagger & Richards.

Well you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop,
When you spud it up, you never stop.

[Verse 1]
You’re a load of Tommy rot,
You’re bad kicking, you’re so slow you stop,
When you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop,
Never stop, never stop, never stop.

[Chorus]
You make us groan and cry,
You make us groan and cry,
You make us groan and cry,
When you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop,
When you spud it up,
When you spud it up, you never stop.

[Verse 2]
When you spud it up,
You got dud starters, gave it all they got,
You’ve got to, you’ve got to,
You can’t compete without being salary cheats,
When you ■■■■ it up,
You farked your end up, you spud it up,
Spud it up, spud it up, spud it up.

Edited.

[primmer1978]

Only 1 suggestion, you include my favorite line from their theme song,“we keep our end up”. Perfect though.

[Tezzalenco]

I really hope fark Carlton win a few games soon. If they keep going like this they will sack Voss. As long as Voss is there they are going nowhere fast.

[Tezzalenco]

Fark carltons gather round Guernsey has been unveiled

[Speedy_Gonzales]

[Kj_11]

@Kj_11

Please Collingwood, for the love of all that is good and pure, beat them this week so they remain winless.

That will set up the following week in Adelaide perfectly. It could legitimately be the most GLORIOUS thing ever.

I promise to be less abusive on ANZAC day if you do. Thank you.

Fark Carlton.

Sorry to quote myself, but thank you Pies. I will not call you ■■■■■ all day on ANZAC day.

Now West Coast, if ever there was a game to fire up for and throw everything at…this is it.

They are mentally shot and gettable, this has backs to the wall, away from home, galvanising the boys win written all over it.

BELIEVE!!!

fark carlton

[Stressed_out]

Good morning. Fark Carlton.