Ruh roh… we got a conditional Fark Carlton hater here.
No, Sir. You have it backwards.
I look at it as every occasion and circumstance is an opportunity to fark Carlton.
I will choose to not view your post as that of someone who needs to be actually prompted by misled resentment to fark Carlton.
Fark Carlton.
It’s Tuesday.
You know what that means.
Fark Carlton.
I got a new office chair this morning. It’s very comfy.
Fark carlton.
It’s Wednesday.
You know what that means.
Fark Carlton.
Tomorrow is Thursday.
Farkcarlton
I am in Perth.
Fark Carlton.
PS: Fark Carlton.
I remember copping a detention at school once for eating an apple during an assembly.
Anyway, fark Carlton.
I’m sitting here at work, and I just had a thought.
Fark Carlton.
It’s Thursday.
You know what that means.
Fark Carlton.
This must be Thursday.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
“Fark Carlton” isn’t a complex concept.
P.S. Fark Carlton
I have just landed in Melbourne and it’s important to note one key thing
Fark Carlton
Stay away from Blake Justice you bastards.
Fark Carlton.
Just finished my second coffee and thought “Farkcarlton”.
What is this “comcept” you speak of?
Fark Carlton
Who remembers the running gag character on Letterman known as The Fark You Guy?
Well, I do.
It’d be great to have him go down to Ikon Park and just scream at everyone.
I am leaving Perth
Fark Carlton.
