Fark carlton continues (Part 3)

FC run to the mid-season bye isn’t particularly easy.

Hawks (MCG)
Dogs (Marvel)
Pies (MCG)
Eagles (AO - Gather Round)
Roos (Marvel)
Cats (MCG)
Crows (AO)
Saints (MCG)
Swans (SCG)
Giants (Marvel)

Could easily be 3-8 at the turn. Voss will be under serious pressure if that eventuates.

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Timing is everything. Fark Carlton :ok_hand:

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I cant see them winning a game this year.

FARKCARLTON.

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Man, they are lucky to get the Dogs in 2 weeks time with Bont, Treloar, Jones & Weightman missing.

Dogs have a good recent record against the Blues.

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It also bears repeating that when you google “Marc Murphy gif”, the first thing that pops up is this

https://discourse.bomberblitz.com/uploads/default/original/3X/4/6/4626bc7c4d2751cf867dc5ef689589e079bb2830.gif

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Carlton really did go full Essington in the second half last night. My brain couldn’t compute.
There was a team wearing navy blue

Bombing it
Missing open targets by foot.
Handballing to empty space behind team mates
Burning rolled gold fwd 50 entries,
Missing tackles
Letting opposition waltz out of there back half
Letting opposition chain kicks in transition with no pressure

They should have been in Red and Black

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The last chance they had to make it a grandstand finish was when Cottrell had the ball close to goal. Should’ve passed it, they had players free inside 50, he goes the banana kick, out on the full. Showed a lot that’s wrong with this team, didn’t do the team thing, selfish, low percentage play. Tigers then go up the other end, goal, game over.

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The Review from YT Channel ‘My Blue Heaven’ is going to be very amusing.
Hopefully comes out today.

He’s the guy last year that broke eggs on his face with Haw player names on them after they shellacked the Blues, whilst giving the game run down.
Very funny indeed !

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I still love that Bobble head video.

Is that 1 of his ?

no was thinking of the Herbatron one, - The Monday Blues

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What’s all this fuss about Harry’s goal kicking ?

Looks fine to me…

Fark Carlton finishing bottom 6 after trading out this years 1st and 2nd would be… Amazing.
Only downside being they traded them to Hawthorn.

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Soooo good

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Poor pommyinoz does a live cast of the game on YouTube. He’s a good sport for a Carlton fan.

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Still a cinematic masterpiece, the ending cracks me up everytime

The meltdowns on SEN are GLORIOUS

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Reckon I have heard at least 5 people call for Voss to be sacked!

Hahahaha