Haha. They didn’t have buy them, the stupid Fark Carlton staff gave them to all and sundry
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This thread is delivering almost better than our boys delivered on Sunday night, brilliant😂
FARK Carlton
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I just read the BF game day thread on the Fark Carlton board for the 3rd quarter.
I feel like I now need a cigarette and a nap. Pure bliss
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Just read this comment whilst kicking back enjoying “The Monday Blues” review
" Enjoy it while it lasts mate. It wont last. If you look at the stats without the scoreline Carlton won by 5 or 6 goals, it is a common anomaly at the moment because our forward structure is not working. We get it there but waste our chances.Our 56 inside 50s to your 41 and your free kicks 32 to our18. Two stats there stick out to me. You got the rub of the green, it was your day but I think we would beat you if we played it again.Our 2’s flogged your 2’s so we have the depth now. We will sort this out."
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We have to be the most vindictive supporter base around. It’s great 
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7 news saying that Cripps is playing with an ankle brace and was clearly hampered when playing against us.
That’s on the Blues for playing him when injured. Ridiculous.
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Imagine the (Blues)melts if they actually end up ruining his career early due to playing him injured.
It would just be another chapter to the Fairytale of “FARK CARLTON”
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I could swear ive heard Voss say recently that hes not injured at all. Is he lying or are they in complete damage control?
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This is made even better knowing that Voss said post-match that Cripps wasn’t hampered by injury at all, just out of form 
Curious thing to lie about…
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Must be telling fibs. Footage at the 2:12 mark shows the brace
https://twitter.com/7newsmelbourne/status/1668904127361867778?s=46&t=YGdPXSqojqeDwdjPFXFTRQ
Yep he did was asked in his post match presser if Cripps was injured and Voss said no hes just going through a form slump which happens to players lols
A massive thank you to the poster that pointed out Monday Blues.
‘My heart has aged 40 years, my soul is gone.’
‘Bro, you’ll get a game at Carlton!’
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I am just over half way through and enjoying every moment, just at the part
“we don’t have a player that can go with Merrett”
“We needed to tag him”
“Says a lot of where our club is at the moment compared to them”
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“5 marks inside 50 from 2 Coleman medalists playing” "over 4 quarters 
“We need Voss to have an injury so we can bring in a caretaker coach”
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Just catching up on The Monday Blues review, ■■■■■■■ hilarious. This Andy Uleh is furious😂
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You forgot the best but that tipped me over the edge… ‘there’s nothing there. Just an abyss’
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At work today I heard old mate Carlton supporter talking near my office door to another colleague, I just did the push back roll on the office chair to my door made eye contact and pointed, he stopped his conversation and started swearing and going off, I just rolled back to my desk, it was just like the game.
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