Former #39 Patrick Voss - false messiah

Paul Barnard type/role?

Yeah. That’s what I get too.

Crazy Vossy!

Welcome to the club Mr Voss.

That’s because he can’t turn.

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Fixed


Voss looks a decent size.

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Garret looks like he has a pot gut :joy:

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They’ve cropped the photo so I can’t see if a player is on the long or the short grass.

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Lord doesn’t look like a footy player. Looks more like the guy that works at EB Games.

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The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. If you’re capable of running through the opposition, straight ahead goal line to goal line please Mr. Voss.

That was the four-eyed guy Geelong drafted. Even their teenagers look 40.

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Voss is a BIG BOI

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2021 drafting strategy: foot skills competitiveness endurance rough lids

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I’m gonna hope it’s the shirts giving the illusion that two of our draftees have middle aged paunches.

I’d hate to see the average blitzer(me included) in one of those tops

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“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.”

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Should be a blitz favourite then :laughing:

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I was gonna go office works but same diff

Lord looks like a customer

(Edit quote fail)

And to be fair, most 17yos look like that to me!

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