I’m gonna climb a bunch of Indonesian volcanoes later this year.
Let us hope that the principles of your chosen sport apply to these endeavours also.
Has your tailor finished your asbestos suit yet ?
Cross that one off your list.
David Attenborough turned 100 and they held an awesome party for him. Love that.
They should’ve gotten Morgan Freeman to narrate it- just coz…..
If there’s one person who optimises the quote about finding a job you enjoy doing, and never having to work a day in your life then it’s David Attenborough.
What a life lived well.
Another cruise, another virus outbreak.
I am amused, for some reason, each time I see the words “sicken” or “sickened”.
Norovirus on cruise ships isn’t exactly a rare event.
I like the description during covid of cruise ships as floating petri dishes.
what about long haul flights, kindergartens, high rise offices that have zero fresh air/100% recycled air, crowded hospitals, and all of those poor bastards that need to stand near trump during a presser?
surely there’s need for some health and safety reform with these as well.
Essendon footy games, definitely a health hazard
Not if you support the opposition!
Seems like one of the last decent people on this planet. Been showing us how amazing the world is
Once he’s gone we’re farked
I fear that ship has sailed, my friend.
I spose that will make me the last decent person on the planet. Fear not @dingus
Which planet?
Speaking of which, here’s a ship that has just sailed through the Strait of Hormuz undetected.
