So maybe lay off Dyson’s hair - he’s just part of an 80’s revival the youf seem to be into these days.
Barassi’s “no beards” policy worked so well at Melbourne.
And if you do want manicured dreadlocks;
O bless him, he was my boss in mid fifties, and I used to stand next to the players race at windy hill, and he would come out after the team, and nod to me…I felt very important.