Handy Reference Chart of Club Indiscretions

West Coast…“You’re mob are the only club who name part of your ground after a well known druggie” (Mainwaring Wing)

What you need is that bloke’s hate ladder from a year or two ago that was unfairly gurged. Had all the info you need.

Have you got the Hawks Vegas trip listed?

Michael O’Laughlin and I think Adam Heuskas…
You say no but we say yes.

Which Tuck was it who was found unconscious in his car?

And little Libba unconscious on the street from drugs.

Fevola and Lappin terrorizing first year college kids at melb uni

Dane swan crippling a bloke

Marley williams charged with assault

Fitzroy - going broke.

A few quick ones from me

Hawthorn - Coke, Buddy, Clarkson, Hodgey
Geelong - supplements, Ablett
Melbourne - Tanking
farkcarlton - paper bags, blue shakes, tanking, salary caps, Elliot
Pies - clenbuterol, coke
Westcoke - premierships won all off their farkin trees (just watch the medal handouts post GF’s)
Ninthmond - coach turnstiles, KB
Goldcoke - obvious

Do those paper bags at Fark Carlton also include the hush money paid to those women that were alledgely raped by some of that clubs70's/ 80's premiership stars back in the day?

And we could also compile a list of clubs that have had rape allegations against their players swept under the carpet in the past 20-30 years.

But of course what has occured at our club in the past three years far outweighs any other minor indiscretions that have happened at all the other clubs put together, according to the communication specialists.

Fark these clowns and general public too.

70s/80s? FC paid off victim of a 90s/early 00s player and the culpitt got off scot-free.

if it’s the same one that I’m thinking of was 1999 and 4 players involved.

Heard 'Jane" speak on 774 one morning some years back, have forgotten most of the interview, but ‘do recall’ that interview stayed with me for many month’s. Was very sad, and nothing can be done about what happened.

I stumbled across this about Dave Smith captain of the 1911 Essendon VFL premiership team & coach in 1908-09.

From Wikipedia:

He toured New Zealand with the Australian (cricket) side in 1909–10, and England with the Australians in 1912, where he played in two of the Test matches.

Having failed to appear at a disciplinary hearing of the Australian Cricket Board, conducted on the 1912 team’s return to Australia to answer allegations that had been specifically levelled against him of indiscipline, drunken brawling, rudeness towards the English public, claiming illness, he never played another first-class match.

After that he transferred to Richmond for 1 match in 1914.

Someone wrote this on blitz some time back sorry didn’t keep record of who

Freo - plenty of guys who like the recreational drugs, appears to have been cleaned up a bit by Lyon.

Collingwood - Rat pack going nuts on the drugs and the sniff of a club wide program of HGH in 2010. Caught out betting on games from players and players families which suggest the potential of match fixing. Heavy links to the underworld.

Carlton - investigating implimenting a doping program that was conveniently deleted, clearly just late to the party. Massive salary cap breaches and sanctioned. Then allowed a Judd salary rort. Plenty of obvious tanking. Fevola linked to loan sharks and shanked 1 kick we think we know of for them to relive debt pressure. Also liked the drugs, Judd rumored to need out of WA through fear he was on the cousins path.

Lions - plenty of boundaries pushed to the point the AFL had to put a stop to it, voss saying they were after dank for employment and Lynch on a sanctioned TRT program, which puts it on the pemisis for others to use. Also plenty of talk of a wild lions premiership outfit.

Gold Coke Suns - Bock done but not done for CJC, most likely not the only one and Hunt charged with trafficking in the period he was a GCS.

Sydney - rumblings of some serious salary cap rorting and have been sanctioned for doing nothing wrong by the AFL thus no trades. Yeah my ■■■. Generally the rehab centre for troubled stars who partying gets three in trouble, simpler life in Sydney cleans them up. Current crop rumored to be turning the rehab centre into studio 54.

Adelaide - wild premiership outfit, including salary cap rorting at that time. Roo and d Jarmens wives were the highest paid 1 day a week receptionist in history. Later caught salary cap rorting and sanctioned. Like the drugs.

Port - whispers of salary cap rorting with wangers and some McDonalds profit sharing. Few that like the off season drugs and one that died from a bad trip. Hints they are on the good stuff at the moment with an endurance base well above the rest of the Comp.

Cats - Plenty of murmurings about Danks advice to Robinson, a sophisticated supplement program and generally accepted use of recreational drugs from the coaching group down.

Hawks - plenty of drug problems over the last decade including former players with serious problems, rehab stints and the like. Plenty of players on strikes, one guy caught. Linked to Croad and his peptide peddling, also linked to the supposedly dank competitors who are better at remaining silent. Constantly pushing medical boundaries.

Richmond - serious underworld links including a few that flaunt it. Linked to some wild partying and too crap to be on anything good supplement wise.

Melbourne - serious tanking and caught but not caught and sanctioned for not tanking. Was playing catch up on the supps but caught early but no doubt would have continued.

North - big links to the underworld, senior execs getting huge kickbacks through the clubs, i.e. Lucrative cleaning contracts etc. wild premiership outfit including heavy rec drug use. Had two of the supposedly best fitness/physio people available quietly ref moved after having the least injuries of any club ever in 2012, staff gone once rumours of an asada investigation started. Murmuring of underworld links raping Essendon $$ and then trying to dump essendon in on the drugs all as a favour to North.

I stumbled across this about Dave Smith captain of the 1911 Essendon VFL premiership team & coach in 1908-09.

From Wikipedia:

He toured New Zealand with the Australian (cricket) side in 1909–10, and England with the Australians in 1912, where he played in two of the Test matches.

Having failed to appear at a disciplinary hearing of the Australian Cricket Board, conducted on the 1912 team’s return to Australia to answer allegations that had been specifically levelled against him of indiscipline, drunken brawling, rudeness towards the English public, claiming illness, he never played another first-class match.

After that he transferred to Richmond for 1 match in 1914.

Ahm…I think you’re doing it wrong…

Yossarian:
Also RFC President (Caro’s dad) got censured by the VFL.

The North guys who had zero soft tissue injuries and then got moved on. That’s the interesting one.

The North guys who had zero soft tissue injuries and then got moved on. That's the interesting one.

More than interesting, especially with the endless injury run since.

Someone wrote this on blitz some time back sorry didn't keep record of who
Freo - plenty of guys who like the recreational drugs, appears to have been cleaned up a bit by Lyon.

Collingwood - Rat pack going nuts on the drugs and the sniff of a club wide program of HGH in 2010. Caught out betting on games from players and players families which suggest the potential of match fixing. Heavy links to the underworld.

Carlton - investigating implimenting a doping program that was conveniently deleted, clearly just late to the party. Massive salary cap breaches and sanctioned. Then allowed a Judd salary rort. Plenty of obvious tanking. Fevola linked to loan sharks and shanked 1 kick we think we know of for them to relive debt pressure. Also liked the drugs, Judd rumored to need out of WA through fear he was on the cousins path.

Lions - plenty of boundaries pushed to the point the AFL had to put a stop to it, voss saying they were after dank for employment and Lynch on a sanctioned TRT program, which puts it on the pemisis for others to use. Also plenty of talk of a wild lions premiership outfit.

Gold Coke Suns - Bock done but not done for CJC, most likely not the only one and Hunt charged with trafficking in the period he was a GCS.

Sydney - rumblings of some serious salary cap rorting and have been sanctioned for doing nothing wrong by the AFL thus no trades. Yeah my ■■■. Generally the rehab centre for troubled stars who partying gets three in trouble, simpler life in Sydney cleans them up. Current crop rumored to be turning the rehab centre into studio 54.

Adelaide - wild premiership outfit, including salary cap rorting at that time. Roo and d Jarmens wives were the highest paid 1 day a week receptionist in history. Later caught salary cap rorting and sanctioned. Like the drugs.

Port - whispers of salary cap rorting with wangers and some McDonalds profit sharing. Few that like the off season drugs and one that died from a bad trip. Hints they are on the good stuff at the moment with an endurance base well above the rest of the Comp.

Cats - Plenty of murmurings about Danks advice to Robinson, a sophisticated supplement program and generally accepted use of recreational drugs from the coaching group down.

Hawks - plenty of drug problems over the last decade including former players with serious problems, rehab stints and the like. Plenty of players on strikes, one guy caught. Linked to Croad and his peptide peddling, also linked to the supposedly dank competitors who are better at remaining silent. Constantly pushing medical boundaries.

Richmond - serious underworld links including a few that flaunt it. Linked to some wild partying and too crap to be on anything good supplement wise.

Melbourne - serious tanking and caught but not caught and sanctioned for not tanking. Was playing catch up on the supps but caught early but no doubt would have continued.

North - big links to the underworld, senior execs getting huge kickbacks through the clubs, i.e. Lucrative cleaning contracts etc. wild premiership outfit including heavy rec drug use. Had two of the supposedly best fitness/physio people available quietly ref moved after having the least injuries of any club ever in 2012, staff gone once rumours of an asada investigation started. Murmuring of underworld links raping Essendon $$ and then trying to dump essendon in on the drugs all as a favour to North.

Jesus there is some bullshit in there.
Some real McCoy, but some real bitter rubbish.

Someone wrote this on blitz some time back sorry didn't keep record of who
Freo - plenty of guys who like the recreational drugs, appears to have been cleaned up a bit by Lyon.

Collingwood - Rat pack going nuts on the drugs and the sniff of a club wide program of HGH in 2010. Caught out betting on games from players and players families which suggest the potential of match fixing. Heavy links to the underworld.

Carlton - investigating implimenting a doping program that was conveniently deleted, clearly just late to the party. Massive salary cap breaches and sanctioned. Then allowed a Judd salary rort. Plenty of obvious tanking. Fevola linked to loan sharks and shanked 1 kick we think we know of for them to relive debt pressure. Also liked the drugs, Judd rumored to need out of WA through fear he was on the cousins path.

Lions - plenty of boundaries pushed to the point the AFL had to put a stop to it, voss saying they were after dank for employment and Lynch on a sanctioned TRT program, which puts it on the pemisis for others to use. Also plenty of talk of a wild lions premiership outfit.

Gold Coke Suns - Bock done but not done for CJC, most likely not the only one and Hunt charged with trafficking in the period he was a GCS.

Sydney - rumblings of some serious salary cap rorting and have been sanctioned for doing nothing wrong by the AFL thus no trades. Yeah my ■■■. Generally the rehab centre for troubled stars who partying gets three in trouble, simpler life in Sydney cleans them up. Current crop rumored to be turning the rehab centre into studio 54.

Adelaide - wild premiership outfit, including salary cap rorting at that time. Roo and d Jarmens wives were the highest paid 1 day a week receptionist in history. Later caught salary cap rorting and sanctioned. Like the drugs.

Port - whispers of salary cap rorting with wangers and some McDonalds profit sharing. Few that like the off season drugs and one that died from a bad trip. Hints they are on the good stuff at the moment with an endurance base well above the rest of the Comp.

Cats - Plenty of murmurings about Danks advice to Robinson, a sophisticated supplement program and generally accepted use of recreational drugs from the coaching group down.

Hawks - plenty of drug problems over the last decade including former players with serious problems, rehab stints and the like. Plenty of players on strikes, one guy caught. Linked to Croad and his peptide peddling, also linked to the supposedly dank competitors who are better at remaining silent. Constantly pushing medical boundaries.

Richmond - serious underworld links including a few that flaunt it. Linked to some wild partying and too crap to be on anything good supplement wise.

Melbourne - serious tanking and caught but not caught and sanctioned for not tanking. Was playing catch up on the supps but caught early but no doubt would have continued.

North - big links to the underworld, senior execs getting huge kickbacks through the clubs, i.e. Lucrative cleaning contracts etc. wild premiership outfit including heavy rec drug use. Had two of the supposedly best fitness/physio people available quietly ref moved after having the least injuries of any club ever in 2012, staff gone once rumours of an asada investigation started. Murmuring of underworld links raping Essendon $$ and then trying to dump essendon in on the drugs all as a favour to North.

Jesus there is some bullshit in there.
Some real McCoy, but some real bitter rubbish.

yep, I hate the guy, but the Judd one is absolute BS in my opinion.

Someone wrote this on blitz some time back sorry didn't keep record of who
Freo - plenty of guys who like the recreational drugs, appears to have been cleaned up a bit by Lyon.

Collingwood - Rat pack going nuts on the drugs and the sniff of a club wide program of HGH in 2010. Caught out betting on games from players and players families which suggest the potential of match fixing. Heavy links to the underworld.

Carlton - investigating implimenting a doping program that was conveniently deleted, clearly just late to the party. Massive salary cap breaches and sanctioned. Then allowed a Judd salary rort. Plenty of obvious tanking. Fevola linked to loan sharks and shanked 1 kick we think we know of for them to relive debt pressure. Also liked the drugs, Judd rumored to need out of WA through fear he was on the cousins path.

Lions - plenty of boundaries pushed to the point the AFL had to put a stop to it, voss saying they were after dank for employment and Lynch on a sanctioned TRT program, which puts it on the pemisis for others to use. Also plenty of talk of a wild lions premiership outfit.

Gold Coke Suns - Bock done but not done for CJC, most likely not the only one and Hunt charged with trafficking in the period he was a GCS.

Sydney - rumblings of some serious salary cap rorting and have been sanctioned for doing nothing wrong by the AFL thus no trades. Yeah my ■■■. Generally the rehab centre for troubled stars who partying gets three in trouble, simpler life in Sydney cleans them up. Current crop rumored to be turning the rehab centre into studio 54.

Adelaide - wild premiership outfit, including salary cap rorting at that time. Roo and d Jarmens wives were the highest paid 1 day a week receptionist in history. Later caught salary cap rorting and sanctioned. Like the drugs.

Port - whispers of salary cap rorting with wangers and some McDonalds profit sharing. Few that like the off season drugs and one that died from a bad trip. Hints they are on the good stuff at the moment with an endurance base well above the rest of the Comp.

Cats - Plenty of murmurings about Danks advice to Robinson, a sophisticated supplement program and generally accepted use of recreational drugs from the coaching group down.

Hawks - plenty of drug problems over the last decade including former players with serious problems, rehab stints and the like. Plenty of players on strikes, one guy caught. Linked to Croad and his peptide peddling, also linked to the supposedly dank competitors who are better at remaining silent. Constantly pushing medical boundaries.

Richmond - serious underworld links including a few that flaunt it. Linked to some wild partying and too crap to be on anything good supplement wise.

Melbourne - serious tanking and caught but not caught and sanctioned for not tanking. Was playing catch up on the supps but caught early but no doubt would have continued.

North - big links to the underworld, senior execs getting huge kickbacks through the clubs, i.e. Lucrative cleaning contracts etc. wild premiership outfit including heavy rec drug use. Had two of the supposedly best fitness/physio people available quietly ref moved after having the least injuries of any club ever in 2012, staff gone once rumours of an asada investigation started. Murmuring of underworld links raping Essendon $$ and then trying to dump essendon in on the drugs all as a favour to North.

Jesus there is some bullshit in there.
Some real McCoy, but some real bitter rubbish.

yep, I hate the guy, but the Judd one is absolute BS in my opinion.

I heard it was the missus who needed to be out.

Can we add the Dustin Martin restaurant incident? Biggest and most blatant cover up of all times. The woman in question was harassed by AFL investigators, she worked for channel 7 in Sydney and was clearly lent on to withdraw her story, the police didn’t both to investigate despite witnesses coming forward. Richmond planting lies about the two having a previous relationship. I don’t blame the woman for wanting to get out of Melbourne and back to Sydney and just let the whole thing disappear. Once again the AFL acted to protect its reputation at the expense of protecting the rights of women.

Someone wrote this on blitz some time back sorry didn't keep record of who
Freo - plenty of guys who like the recreational drugs, appears to have been cleaned up a bit by Lyon.

Collingwood - Rat pack going nuts on the drugs and the sniff of a club wide program of HGH in 2010. Caught out betting on games from players and players families which suggest the potential of match fixing. Heavy links to the underworld.

Carlton - investigating implimenting a doping program that was conveniently deleted, clearly just late to the party. Massive salary cap breaches and sanctioned. Then allowed a Judd salary rort. Plenty of obvious tanking. Fevola linked to loan sharks and shanked 1 kick we think we know of for them to relive debt pressure. Also liked the drugs, Judd rumored to need out of WA through fear he was on the cousins path.

Lions - plenty of boundaries pushed to the point the AFL had to put a stop to it, voss saying they were after dank for employment and Lynch on a sanctioned TRT program, which puts it on the pemisis for others to use. Also plenty of talk of a wild lions premiership outfit.

Gold Coke Suns - Bock done but not done for CJC, most likely not the only one and Hunt charged with trafficking in the period he was a GCS.

Sydney - rumblings of some serious salary cap rorting and have been sanctioned for doing nothing wrong by the AFL thus no trades. Yeah my ■■■. Generally the rehab centre for troubled stars who partying gets three in trouble, simpler life in Sydney cleans them up. Current crop rumored to be turning the rehab centre into studio 54.

Adelaide - wild premiership outfit, including salary cap rorting at that time. Roo and d Jarmens wives were the highest paid 1 day a week receptionist in history. Later caught salary cap rorting and sanctioned. Like the drugs.

Port - whispers of salary cap rorting with wangers and some McDonalds profit sharing. Few that like the off season drugs and one that died from a bad trip. Hints they are on the good stuff at the moment with an endurance base well above the rest of the Comp.

Cats - Plenty of murmurings about Danks advice to Robinson, a sophisticated supplement program and generally accepted use of recreational drugs from the coaching group down.

Hawks - plenty of drug problems over the last decade including former players with serious problems, rehab stints and the like. Plenty of players on strikes, one guy caught. Linked to Croad and his peptide peddling, also linked to the supposedly dank competitors who are better at remaining silent. Constantly pushing medical boundaries.

Richmond - serious underworld links including a few that flaunt it. Linked to some wild partying and too crap to be on anything good supplement wise.

Melbourne - serious tanking and caught but not caught and sanctioned for not tanking. Was playing catch up on the supps but caught early but no doubt would have continued.

North - big links to the underworld, senior execs getting huge kickbacks through the clubs, i.e. Lucrative cleaning contracts etc. wild premiership outfit including heavy rec drug use. Had two of the supposedly best fitness/physio people available quietly ref moved after having the least injuries of any club ever in 2012, staff gone once rumours of an asada investigation started. Murmuring of underworld links raping Essendon $$ and then trying to dump essendon in on the drugs all as a favour to North.

They are the ones I’m interested in

The Collingwood thing was just rumours an innuendo who started after the 2010 GF. They recovered so much better than the Saints for the grand final replay… then there was rumours that some Collingwood players came back from testing with heightened levels of testosterone post that GF replay match… then Collingwood’s name came up again a few times during our saga (remember Dean Robinson mentioned them in his famous “say that again” interview and Eddie released a big statement around it) and then all the reports of other clubs supposedly looked at

but again, all of it is rumour/speculation kept alive by bitter st kilda supporters