Imagine if The Age could now rewrite Hirdy's playing career

Football Discussion Dustin Fletcher Hangar
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Hird wears long sleeves only on ANZAC day reflects his “all about me” attitude

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2007 final game against WC: James Hird pulls out gun on Scott Lucas at 3/4 time and demands a victory.

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Hird did a short “performance enhancing” training known as Ballet as child.

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2002, 2004 and 2009;

Hird seduces Tania Poynton in an attempt to force longer lasting "Hird" history on game.

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2002, 2004 and 2009;

Hird seduces Tania Poynton in an attempt to force longer lasting "Hird" history on game.

 

Disrespectful to Stephanie. Not that I‘d expect otherwise.

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In rd 6 1993 Gary Ablett senior begins doubting himself and contemplating early retirement after James Hird is moved onto him after half time.

It could be argued that Hird cut short the career of the best player ever and thus robbed the fans of 2-3 years of G Ablett Snr.

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2013 Hird takes a whack for the club

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Sources say Hird caused major security emergency at Tullamarine airport by setting off body scanners while trying to smuggle metal plate inserted in his head.

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Hird works at stockbroking firm, murmurings of insider trading

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 Windy Hill is linked to the grassy knoll. Hird has no alibi for when President Kennedy was assassinated.

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Hird destroyed Ansett.

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Hird is just another one of those sociopath engineers.

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Hird confesses attempted impersonation of Ozzy Osbourne... knew he wouldn't get away with it "in the end".

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2000: AFL blight of flooding created to stop James Hird's suspiciously dominant Essendon 

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Hi Guys,

First time poster,long time BB reader (sorry for sounding like an SEN nuffie).

This thread looks like fun,can I have a go?

 

Hird Dons Helmet In Cynical Attempt To Injure Abraham's Knee With Head

During Comeback Game.

 

Hope I'm doing it right

 

Oh...and Fark Carlton.

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Hird selfishly allows himself to be selected for Grand final and upsets team balance to deny Derek Kickett a 1993 Premiership medal.

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Hi Guys,
First time poster,long time BB reader (sorry for sounding like an SEN nuffie).
This thread looks like fun,can I have a go?
 
Hird Dons Helmet In Cynical Attempt To Injure Abraham's Knee With Head
During Comeback Game.
 
Hope I'm doing it right
 
Oh...and Fark Carlton.


Welcome. Good first post.
You'll like it here :)
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August 1945 -

‘HIRD PUSHES BUTTON, BOMBS NAGASAKI’

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Average Australian family has 1.65 children. Selfish Hird fathers 4.

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August 1945 -
'HIRD PUSHES BUTTON, BOMBS NAGASAKI'

That's more like it!