Injury Updates

apparently parish is precautionary, langford and redman are definite
we are cursed

Is it the surface or do these guys not warm-up properly? It’s the same guys.

No loss, three very average players this year.

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3 very expensive players

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Words can’t describe the anger I have towards Murphy and the medical staff. Farking cannon them now

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The tanking continues. As if we would have this many injuries.

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Asked friend Bruce who was watching training. He didn’t notice any of the injuries reported. Not to say they didn’t happen. He thought everyone got through ok

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More games for May, Johnson et al

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If Parish has torn a hammy or calf again I’d say he’s close to done. Trade him - maybe Geelong or Pies can get him right because our amateurs can’t.

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Our tissues must be very soft

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We have some issues with our tissues

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Hopefully Parish’s golf swing isn’t impacted. He’d be shattered if he has to miss any golf.

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Where was that extra part reported?

Not good if true. On the other hand…kids!

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Yeah tbh I don’t really care.

Perennially injured players with little to no unexposed upside are an anchor.

We know what they are at their best, and it hasn’t moved the needle. So even if they do play what is it actually achieving?

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Why on earth would those clubs want an unaccountable footballer who is injury prone and can’t kick, who is on big coin for another three seasons?

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The only loss is that they are contracted.

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If true…there is simply no choice but to move on some fitness and medical staff.

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Literally give him away. Free transfer bye

Would be nice for the club to put an update out

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