Issues with Blitz

Your fault!

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At the end of every day I drive through the city of Melbourne, and as I cross the bridge that will take me home I feel the words building inside me. I can’t stop them or tell you why I say them, but as I reach the top of the bridge, these words come to me in a whisper. I say them as prayer, as regret, as praise… I say, “Bomberblitz… Bomberblitz…”

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I heard the RBA left interest rates on hold due to a recent rise in productivity.

Mortgagees can thank Rolo and the Blitz server.

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Stick a fork in Blitz

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The server is full but not to capacity.

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My boss is actually going to think iam competent at my job if blitz keeps going down, and that’s not a precedent I want to set

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You legit forget how much downtime you have in a day when blitz is not working.

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When I worked I reckon I did more work when Blitz was online than when it was busted.

When it’s working all is normal, but when it’s offline you are distracted and have an unfamiliar routine.

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I think the blitz server gods are angry and are asking for a sacrifice, I nominate @Bacchusfox, he’s the oldest and closest to them.

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“A forum about nothing”

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Those of us who are home sick with Covid, are finding the days utterly boring!

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I thought it was @Finding_Nino’s trade suggestions…or Cgates coming on to defend Dodoro himself.

or maybe @Stallion’s continued pretence of being an Essendon fan.

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Perhaps that’s the issue? It’s broken my routing. Hmmm.

I love that the error has been personalized.

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Yes I am a God and you are farked

I thought the same. Bit different but then again exactly the same :slightly_smiling_face: blitz still down.

Has he tried hitting it?

Imagine the overload of the mental health system with Essendon supporters needing mental health support after 20 years of ■■■■ if this site eventually dies.

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20 years of “love and mutual respect for each other” ??? :rofl:

No you’re just old. Shut up.