Jake Melksham

infection in his hand, please

May is very dirty.

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May has a face infection

I still love the story about Melk beating up Spike McVeigh in his first week of training.

Knights: Hey Spike, go rough up the new kid, show him what AFL footy is all about…

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That’s what happens when you headbutt a fist.

MONKEYPOX

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Favourite Melksham moment was when there a little bit of a push and shove against Port Adelaide.
Jackson Trengove came in to lend his support and grabbed the nearest Essendon player which turned out to be Melksham. Melky turned around at him and shaped up like he was going to throw one. Trengove (who went to school with Melky) backed out of there like he’d been shot out of a gun and Melky just pi55ed himself laughing at him. Diffused the whole situation.

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Bad mistake from May

Is that true? I thought Reimers was the one thay arced up?

Some of the gravy must have got in there.

Pretty good sledge, I’d have been proud of it.

Exactly

Except when he was at our club it was GET HIM OUT

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Nah, Reimers punched on with Lucas. And won.

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So melkhsham’s had surgery to remove a couple of teeth from his fist?

Rabies or monkeypox?

I get the sense that if any of us were to meet May, we’d punch him square in his punchable face, too.

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Campbell Brown got sacked from Gold Coast for punching Steven May.

He’s clearly very punchable.

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Or he likes being punched. He seems to go out of his way to create the situation. Perhaps it’s a BDSM thing?

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i think both blokes are in the right here

may both stated a fact, and deserved a smack for doing so

play on for mine