head phones / airpods
2 Likes
Efc membership card
Edit…someone already made the joke 
Bobby pins
Essendon membership stickers
Miscellaneous cords
Random business cards
Anything due to he disposed in e waste
3 Likes
Old receipts for goods bought years ago.
2 Likes
The ratty ends of 63 rolls of electrical tape.
6 Likes
A half-used tube of Superglue that has slid to the back of the drawer, and is so crusted-up the lid is glued shut… but you won’t throw it out because “one of these days” you’ll work at getting the lid off and it might come in handy…
9 Likes
Menus from pizza shops and other fast food places that have long closed down.
6 Likes
Keys, but you don’t remember what they unlock.
5 Likes
Also, cut-up squares of those sticky felt sheets that you stick on chair-legs to protect your floorboards, but which you can’t find when you need them…
3 Likes
left footed shoes
16 Likes
Business cards for at least 3 different cab companies, a local plumber, and a sparky whose business closed down 5 years ago.
4 Likes
Unopened junk mail
1 Like
A zip tie that has been used and cut
and those bread-tie things they wind around cables in the pack
2 Likes
Cellotape, tape measure and a 2023 fridge calendar.
1 Like
prepackaged chopsticks from takeaways
3 Likes
A 300ml coke bottle filled with the tears of a fair-haired Mediterranean project manager, a pair of Jordache jorts and a deceased sex worker.
3 Likes
allen keys and leftover screws from flatpack furniture
8 Likes
Old receipts for cheap items
Old soothers or strepsils
Pens that don’t work
2 Likes
Safety pins
2 Likes
A few long lost souvenir spoons
1 Like