Junk Drawer

Half million in foreign currency.

5 fake passports.

German Luger P08

Moustache and hairpiece.

7 burner phones.

The keys to a safety deposit box in Switzerland.

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For a minute I thought the gurge thread had been renamed

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rubber bands, all sorts of stationery items, cat medicine which I must dispose of as puss passed away in Dec.

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Who’s in Essendons junk drawer?

Oh one more thing, the EFC Game Plan

Perkins, Cox, Hobbs, Tsatas, Parish

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Dodoro’s first round picks

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Found it

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A bunch of old USB sticks, usually with a maximum capacity of 256mb.

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shouldnt he be in there too?

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Based on some of the items listed i now realise that have a lot of what are now considered junk drawers

One in the spare room, one in the study, one in the hall table and then a basket in the pantry that keeps some of the items listed.

Starting to think I might be a hoarder

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But you might need it one day!

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AI confusing KAV for SMACK

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I have an unused “whatever it takes” bumper sticker that came with my 2012 membership pack

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Picture hooks with pins, long separated and spread all over the place.

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Dad?

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A handful of plastic straws and a 2021 vintage disposable blue face mask.

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Spare shoelaces.

Plastic parts you think came with the vacuum cleaner but you’re not sure.

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We have a specific draw just for those keys.

Mixed with keys for the current house, sheds, trailers, cars etc, natch…

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Only one spare shoelace allowed in the junk drawer. Along with the two parts of the busted one its pair replaced.

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