1m coaxial antenna cable
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About 200 of rubber bands that hold together bunches of spring onions.
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And the floor, and the bench, and the couch. Junk city.
The 7 year is worse though, I think…
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I told you never to call me that again.
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A fancy cheese knife for a fancy cheese board that departed long ago. It should still be in its original tissue paper.
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Unopened sachets of Wasabi
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A BIC cigarette lighter - long since out of gas - despite the fact that no-one in the house has smoked for 20 years.
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Nup, gets worse
Good luck 
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Ah of course! Accompanied by a couple of the soy sauce fish. And one chopstick.
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yellow cat5 cable that came with the wifi modem/router
-edit- also two rj11 cables
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…that, when you need it, somehow turns into one of the short fat flathead ones
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watch that needs a new battery (that will cost more than the watch originally did)
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Clearly, Simmo is rifling through his drawer and enjoying the sweet nostalgia of all the things
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Or one of the medium sized ones that are too clunky to undo small screws, but which are too small for big screws and will strip the head if you try.
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Ratty old pair of draw string pants
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maybe a plastic bag.
they can be useful at times.
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Get them a new lighter then, ffs
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And a couple of those “filter” things you used to have to put in the socket or something
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What about the cable stash that we all keep and move from house to house, in case we ever need…
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