Went to the supermarket for a few things , including my customary 30 can box of no sugar coke.
I get to the self checkout with trolley and put everything through except the item indicated.
Sneaky pants “scanned“, but made sure it hit the wall, or someone’s ar$e or something.
Cop that woolies.
Get to carpark and unloaded into boot. Got to coke box pulled it up, the ■■■■■■ slipped and contents went everywhere, under cars, down hill, people’s feet etc, pis$ing out brown fizzy fluid in some cases. Few unhelpful comments, few unfunny ones and general unwillingness to help followed. I picked up 4 or 5 and just drove off. Pretty sure some old hag took my licence plate, which was a G plated government car so nothing came of it.
15 year old saw a car at a petrol station with the keys in the ignition. Stole it. Drove out of the servo and through a red light, into another car.
Bang.
Everyone was ok, which was really really lucky. First I knew about the car theft was when 10 police surrounded the ambulance and then handcuffed the kid to the stretcher.
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