Went to the supermarket for a few things , including my customary 30 can box of no sugar coke.
I get to the self checkout with trolley and put everything through except the item indicated.
Sneaky pants “scanned“, but made sure it hit the wall, or someone’s ar$e or something.
Cop that woolies.
Get to carpark and unloaded into boot. Got to coke box pulled it up, the ■■■■■■ slipped and contents went everywhere, under cars, down hill, people’s feet etc, pis$ing out brown fizzy fluid in some cases. Few unhelpful comments, few unfunny ones and general unwillingness to help followed. I picked up 4 or 5 and just drove off. Pretty sure some old hag took my licence plate, which was a G plated government car so nothing came of it.