Probably Heroin.
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Pho.
Love it nah…
Zinger Bucket and slab of VB.
Beat em to it!
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I bet Essendon comes good as you take your last bite.
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One bowl of cereal served out of the next efc premiership cup.
bought myself another 100 years
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2 slices of Pizza (1 Lot, 1 Aussie)
Tagliatelle Carbonara
Tiramisu
Strong Cider with the savoury courses.
Flat White with the dessert.
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Do not get the fast food requests at all.
Some combination of Tandoori chicken, Thai Red Curry, homemade lasagne maybe. Dessert has less appeal these days, probably some quality cheese and fruit…
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It wouldn’t be McFilth or Kentucky Fried Pigeon that’s for sure.
Fillet Mignon or Salmon and Broccoli.
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I’m gonna have to stop you right there buddy.
Broccoli in a last meal 
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May as well give cannibalism a try, just a thigh or something.
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Isn’t it half the fun to eat well and then ■■■■ it out afterwards?
That vs KFC? I’ll take the broccoli any day.
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He knows in his heart that a nice bit of broccoli fried up with some garlic and butter is going to be way better than anything the Colonel has to offer…except for the pre packaged coleslaw
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Ive always found the thumb section of the hand to almost “drumstick” looking.
■■■■…if push comes to shove, I’d be trying it.
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That’s taking “living hand to mouth” too literally.
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Roast chicken and potatoes for me
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I’d have something to which I’m deathly, anaphylactically allergic, just to force them to save my life just before they take it. I’m sure all involved would have a solid laugh.
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Watch the last quarter of an ANZAC day for same effect.
Grilled ocelot tongue with gold leaf and truffle brocade
Roast albino flamingo stuffed with scrambled ganet eggs and heirloom peyote jam
Affogato made with ambergris ice-cream and civet-poo espresso
Large balloon glass of Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac
You know, something light…
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I’d ask for something that tasted good but gave me the worst stomach ache in a few hours time that I would look forward to the death penalty instead of worrying about it
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