Weird segway but an off season thread is an off season thread.
After a discussion in another thread about the death penalty interested to hear what you would have as a “last meal”
For me, big bucket of KFC and a bottle of Vodka.
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All You Can Eat. Just pick at it very slowly but never stop.
Die a natural death.
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I don’t think I’d be that hungry.
Probably a ham and cheese toasty.
Weird thread but anyway.
Probably an eye fillet steak with mushroom sauce.
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This used to come up regularly at one of my workplaces. The rules were a three course meal. Mine is as follows:
Entre - Six hot sticky chicken wings with blue cheese dipping sauce washed down with a pint of Coopers Sparkling Ale.
Mains - Three slow cooked lamb shanks with mashed potatoes and green beans washed down with a pint of Coopers Dark Ale.
Dessert - Three freshly cooked still warm cinnamon donuts…washed down with water (not a fan of beer and dessert/cake type foods).
The meal would be concluded with two pints of Coopers Stout.
The natural extension of this conversation is how does one want to be executed…but its a bit early for that sort of darkness.
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You’ve thought about this way too much.
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It was a regular night shift discussion. I know about six other peoples complete menus and style of execution from memory.
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Firing squad.
To scared of needles to cop the injection.
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Gotta have some oysters and champagne on the menu for sure.
Also might not be able to go past an amazing steak.
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How’s this ■■■■ in texas who ruined it for everyone?
“Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue wings with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.Brewer’s request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived saying that he was simply not hungry, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates”
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What a jerk
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Some famous ones
Timothy McVeigh had some mint choc chip ice cream.
John Wayne Gacy had KFC and Strawberries.
Ted Bundy had a big steak and egg breakfast.
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Shake shack
I’d just want to filled with grease and alcohol when they set me off. Leave them a real lasting impression
I think most states now just give what’s on the menu for the day as the last meal.
No longer they can request what they want inmates were using their last meal request as a tatic to delay thier execution.
Pffft no need to facts Nino just tell us what you’d have!
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Probably Maccas or Hungry Jacks
ill have no appetite would be too nervous,scared,cant sleep etc to eat knowing im going to get excuted the next day 
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My favourite is Victor Feguer who in 1963 requested a single olive with the pit still in it for his final meal before execution.
He told guards that he hoped an olive tree would sprout from his grave “as a sign of peace”.
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Do you mean a segue, rather than a segway which is a sort of motorised scooter?
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That’s a strange thing to eat.