Left Essendon - Alex Morgan

“I think I have the ability to kind of slow down play and pick the best option when other people would panic.”
So we got this bloke for the Melksham pick? Seems like a decent replacement.

Morgan's National Combine Results:

20 m sprint: 2.88 (100th percentile)
Beep: 13.1 (15th percentile)
Agility: 8.07 (99th percentile)
3km: 11.03 (41st percentile)
Repeat Sprints: Decided against competing

Got in the 97th percentile in the clean hands test

Disco said that he’d give him one of his jackets if he pulled out of the repeat sprints…didn’t want his value to go up too much.

I’d like to finish in the 99th mercantile. That would make me a billionaire right?

My favourite pick of the night

I don't like the way the 'percentile' thingy works. If you finish in the 100th percentile - that sounds like everyone is as good as you. I'd like to finish in the 1st percentile. (and probably would)

Mate if you had an atar of 1 you’d be beyond hope.

That’s interesting, I’d thought about that a while back. When I was at school I only heard of one person getting in the 60s and everyone from 70 upwards. Do people actually get ATARs of 10, 20 and 30?

Had multiple mates between 20-40. Not complete deadshits, but pretty close to.

I don't like the way the 'percentile' thingy works. If you finish in the 100th percentile - that sounds like everyone is as good as you. I'd like to finish in the 1st percentile. (and probably would)

Mate if you had an atar of 1 you’d be beyond hope.

That’s interesting, I’d thought about that a while back. When I was at school I only heard of one person getting in the 60s and everyone from 70 upwards. Do people actually get ATARs of 10, 20 and 30?

It cuts off giving students the exact ATAR at 30% so anything below that is given the ranking of “Less than 30”.


You used to (when it was ENTER, yes I’m old) be able to apply (for a fee) for them to calculate your number if you did that poorly.

Cam Cloke was extraordinarily proud of his 18.

Enter is not old. Anderson score is old.

Anyway, I have met 2 people in my life who had single figure enter/atar scores.

One a professional golfer “I’d better make something out of this because I’m really dumb”
The other opened a tattoo parlour.

Both were lovely people, who obviously didn’t test well for some reason.

If you get below 30-40 it’s cos you didn’t try, nothing to do with how smart or dumb you are.

I’m cross, cause I had to google wtf ‘atar’ was.

I’m on this guys bandwagon, very impressed by his highlight reel.

Only bummer is no sub rule any more, this bloke appears like he would have been perfect for it to start his career off.

just googled alex morgan

very happy i did

Morgan's National Combine Results:

20 m sprint: 2.88 (100th percentile)
Beep: 13.1 (15th percentile)
Agility: 8.07 (99th percentile)
3km: 11.03 (41st percentile)
Repeat Sprints: Decided against competing

Got in the 97th percentile in the clean hands test


How can you possible get into the 100th percentile?
Doesn’t percentile mean if there were 100 people and you were one of them, that you’d be better than yourself and the other 99 contestants?
No wonder he decided against competing in the repeat sprints. We’ve got ourselves our own version of The Flash.
just googled alex morgan

very happy i did


My nether regions are in the upper 90s percentiles!
just googled alex morgan

very happy i did

i see what you did there

just googled alex morgan

very happy i did

You have to be more specific with your search criteria.

Like “Alex Morgan naked”

For a moment I thought this thread was about Alex Morgan.

I'm on this guys bandwagon, very impressed by his highlight reel.

Only bummer is no sub rule any more, this bloke appears like he would have been perfect for it to start his career off.

First time I’ve heard anyone complain about the sub-rule going.

I'm on this guys bandwagon, very impressed by his highlight reel.

Only bummer is no sub rule any more, this bloke appears like he would have been perfect for it to start his career off.

First time I’ve heard anyone complain about the sub-rule going.


Heh, I was just going to say the sub rule would have been perfect to stunt his early development.

So after many, many years, we finally get our jet midfielder. Despite or because of Sheedy?
Welcome Alex.
Do not cool your jets.

This kid is smooth mover! He is my pick of the 2015 draftees. Good luck and welcome to the mighty bombers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUkN7tmUcAA8asY.png:orig

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNSSSSS

Looks a bit like’

http://playerpix.gayfooty.com.au/albums/AFL/Essendon/Mark%20Mercuri/normal_mercuri4.jpg

MISITI.