Here’s some brief thoughts on all of our players.
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Courtney Ugle — all 17 games in 2021, now EFC total of 38 games (3rd overall) — Courtney missed the second half of 2019 with a broken leg, which might lead watchers to conclude this tiny stick figure might not last. In 2019 she was mostly wing with a smidgen of half-back, and arguably her game had gone backwards from 2018 (despite being upgraded to captain). She had the luck to be in QLD during 2020 and was therefore one of the few players who got to play throughout that year, and it showed as she was greatly improved. This year she mostly played as a defensive inside mid, and was just as hard as Nanscawen there. When she did get it outside her kicking was amongst our most accurate. She very obviously continued to play a major leadership role as vice-captain, and was invariably the first in to defend or support her team mates. And she’s the face of the club and as equally awesome outside of footy as (in particular but not only) an indigenous leader. Just so much 
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Felicity Theodore — 6 games, EFC 9 — Felicity was vice-captain of the Calder Cannons in 2019 and played three late games for us as a small forward. It wasn’t until career game five before she actually kicked a goal though, and in what seemed like a break-out month she kicked 1+1+2+1 goals. She really should have kicked a few more: her range and accuracy of kicking are weak spots and there were a few incredible misses within 15 metres (the worst saw her trying to chip it rather than kicking normally). She was dropped after 5 rounds, and only came back for round 8 (but was featured regularly on the emergencies list). She still ended the season third for us in goals/game.
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Monique DeMatteo — 0 games, EFC 19 — Monique featured regularly in the early weeks as an emergency, and regularly attended games, but even after Quigley dropped out was never brought in to add some size to our forward line. This made me sad as I like to call DeMatteoooooooooooo when she goals 
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Mia-Rae Clifford — all 17 games, EFC 17 — I don’t know how many VWFL games McIntosh played, but let’s put Mia-Rae as either the most or second-most experienced player in our team (VFLW 83 and AFLW 18). For much of the year she played as our sole large-ish forward (she’s only 170cm, so eclipsed nowadays), and ended fifth for the league for goals (16.14 for the year; I’m amazed she missed that many, as she’s very deliberate in her set shots). Now 34, she’s slow but leads hard and even if she fails to get a gap on her opponent remains a great contested beast at ground level. She went straight into the leadership group of five and anyone who saw her play also clearly heard her guiding and encouraging the forward line. She’s indicated she is actually happy here after fleeting through four other clubs in the past four years (3 AFLW, 1 VFLW), and wants to play on.
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Georgia Nanscawen — 14 games, EFC 27 — Despite effectively missing 3 of the 14 H&A games due to a calf injury, she has got to be a hot favourite for the Lambert-Pearce medal this year (unless CBomb stole too many early votes). In 80-minute games she averaged 24 disposals, 10 tackles, and 6 clearances. Chose to not nominate for the AFLW draft, stay exclusively with us, and presumably re-enter the AFLW when we do. She’s not the complete player (only got around to kicking her first goal last month, and that via a fifty metre penalty) but on the basis of just over 30 games of footy ever the Honey Badger is going to win back-to-back B&Fs with us and be in the league team of the year, and as a long-term international athlete has driven our team to better training standards and a never-say-die attitude on the field.
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Alex Quigley — 5 games, EFC 23 — Quigley played the first five games of the year as the second tall-ish forward before a foot injury took her out for the season (more on that from her at Login • Instagram — support her!). She kicked two goals in the first game (in a minute!) and then spent much of her remaining games further from goal than Clifford. That saw zero further goals kicked — and to be honest she had two shocking games in those five — but at the time she went out she was equal with Clifford for marks (and there were some decent leading contested clunks in that, reminiscent of her childhood hero Matthew Lloyd) to be in the top ten of the league. Her last game this year was her 50th VFLW game.
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Jessie Davies — all 17 games in her debut year with us —came to us from Footscray AFLW/VFLW (but never played in the former), and I was harsh on her early. One-on-one contests were exposing her as sloooooooow. But… after the first month or so, speed no longer seemed a problem, and she displayed a fair amount of tricks. That culminated in the game versus Darebin where she kicked three goals and showed she could clunk as well as she could evade. In the final game of the year she spent at least some time as a one-out full-forward.
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Eloise Ashley-Cooper — all 17 games, EFC 30 — entered the leadership group at age 20. Started and ended the year as a defender, spent time in the midfield in-between (notably while Nanscawen was out and we needed a bigger body in there).
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Marianna Anthony — 16 games in her debut year with us — missed the first final with concussion (I imagine the coach’s PhD paper was relevant there), but otherwise was a regular on a wing. Had the 15th most kicks in the VFLW.
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Eleanor Cornish — 2 games, EFC 7 — only played the two games when we didn’t have Simone Nalder. She and Stepnell are not really rucks but did a great job in our (first) win against Casey by entirely negating their AFLW-listed ruck.
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Alana Barba — all 17 games, 21 EFC — on the day we released our squad this year, I listed Barba as the top upside to improve us and wrote “if she could move into the midfield I think she could do a lot of damage”. I’ll stick by that after she went top ten for disposals, tackles, and (perhaps) clearances in the league. There were only 11 players ahead of her on goals, too. Haven’t seen confirmation she got post-draft picked up by Gold Coast yet?
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Isabel Currenti — did not play, 6 EFC — didn’t even get listed on the club website 
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Elizabeth Hosking — 9 games, 23 EFC — very much the utility player. Started the year mostly down back and ended the year mostly up forward
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Thomay Nicolaou — did not play — the mysterious 28yo on the development list! Was in the bests 5 of the 6 games she played at West Brunswick in the VAFA Premier league
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Lauren Caruso — 7 games, 10 EFC — the “other” utility player. Did her ankle (?) at Willy in Round 13 to end her season.
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Tamsin Crook — 13 games in her debut year with us — did not get drafted last year, and when this 178cm beanpole turned up as a key defender for us I admit I was a tad worried. But she’s very composed, can pick the ball off the ground far better than you might expect, reads the ball well, and did a pretty good job on whatever monsters were thrown her way.
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Federica Frew — 11 games, EFC 14 — I had her on the short list to boost us in that pre-season review, and she certainly did (albeit more forward than mid). She’s barely started playing footy but she has “it” (had previously studied in the USA on a soccer scholarship). She appropriately works almost entirely by foot (10th in the league, on averages) and when she went out with a back injury late in the season it really hurt us. Kicked more goals/game than anyone else in our team, in between cameos on the ball.
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Kendra Heil — 17 games, EFC 44 — our games leader (missed the first game, then played every game since) and second only to Courtney as face of the club. She got a bit of a release this year by typically playing as the third tall defender rather than second (she’s only 166cm). She’s still plenty zippy for 33yo and two ACLs down… and now I am totally distracted from these comments by seeing she is/was paired with coach Brendan Major. Like how I was slow to pick up the Ash Brown-Lisa Williams connection previously… at this level, everyone knows everyone? At least I picked up Clifford and Julian were likely a two-for-one deal early on!
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Speaking of which, Nicole Julian — 5 games in her debut year with us — started the season late due to injury, played five in a row, and out with injury again. I wasn’t all that impressed with her midfield work but then she got sent to the backline and was a star there versus Collingwood, with her veteran nous on display.
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Cecilia McIntosh —15 games, EFC 27 — I almost had McIntosh as over the hill when she debuted for us at 40yo in 2019. I had a vague (correct?) memory of first seeing her playing at full-back versus Moana Hope at Footscray; in the end she lost out to her much bigger opponent, but was heroic in doing so. The umps reckoned she was the third-best player in the VFLW in 2019 (they were wrong) so I see her as the primary threat to Nanscawen winning the Lambert-Pearce Medal this year… because CBomb was AMAZING early this year. In 2019 she played mostly forward and wing, but this year we sent her back and she dominated. A hamstring ping took her out for a couple of weeks but she was no less zippy when she returned.
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Alex Morcom — all 17 games, EFC 37 — won’t get as many lines as her fellow small defender above, but just does her job very well. Getting more of it than in previous seasons, too.
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Natalie MacDonald — all 17 games, EFC 33 — a small forward who forgot she was one after round four (when she had kicked 2 goals in successive weeks). Kicked one point in the last 8 rounds. The thing is: she doesn’t spend much time forward, rather burning off her opponent, taking marks in the midfield, and delivering to the likes of Frew and Clifford.
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Tahlia Gillard — 4 games in her debut year with us — if you look at the raw stats you might not rate her, but she’s 190cm, relatively new to the ruck, and is one of those cursed December babies who won’t reach 18yo for another four months. The sky is the limit… and she might just reach up and pluck it down. We gave her pretty even time with Nalder in the last month, including letting her start games. Taken at #42 in the AFLW draft.
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Lori Stepnell — 13 games, EFC 27 — this will be the first of two rather negative reviews. In 2021 Lori improved almost all of her stats, absolutely competed hard at ground level, and I had time for her in 2019 as a long-kicking forward. BUT… the stat that went backwards was scoring. She didn’t kick a goal till round 9, and while you can say she improved her ruck backup, that was from 2.7 to 4.2 hit-outs per game. Good rucks would murder her and that resulted in goals; in low-scoring games it was brutal how momentum could swing when Stepnell replaced Nalder in the ruck.
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Taylor Moss — 1 game, EFC 1 — but Lori was better than Taylor. She played in the first game vs St Kilda, got slaughtered, and was never seen again.
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Terira Fry — no games, EFC 1 — started the year in EDFL Division 2 at Sunbury, was too good for that and kicked 16 goals in 4 games, moved to Division 1 and was in the bests 6 of 7 games while kicking 6 more
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Emma Mackay — 11 games in her debut year with us — 30yo ex-Footscray player who made a wing her own for the first 11 games, and then disappeared. She was remarkably steady: in 9 of the first 10 weeks she had between 13 and 15 disposals. Then she had a 5 and I can’t say if injury took her away. Must have been smellier than Caracella as she got free in space so often, typically going for a run and bombing it forward.
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Simone Nalder — 15 games, EFC 43 — the season was brought forward this year and her wedding won out for the first two weeks of the season; without that, she’d be the only player to participate in all of our games. She’s still a relatively recent convert to footy (netball until 2017) and her taps are rarely that nuanced… but she very rarely gets beaten (#1 for hit-outs last year, and with 3 finals cancelling out her 2 missed games, crept up to #3 this year). A few of our forwards could learn from her occasional forays forward: fast decisive leads and clunks.
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Eloise Gardner — 10 games in her debut year for us — came in from the Falcons and replaced Kirby Hicks at full-back. Till Ahrens arrived she was the only substantially-sized key defender we had (unless you wanted to swing Clifford back — we never did that) and a decent contested mark. Cooked her foot in that Ahrens re-introduction versus Geelong, and despite a few COVID delays to the season could not get back in time.
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Tara Slender — 3 games in her debut year for us — Tara was NOT on our list so it was a surprise when she turned up in round 13. She was from the Bendigo Pioneers, though, so there may be affiliation rules that explain that. Injury meant she only played a few NAB League games this year. For us she played as a key forward — she has also played as a defender and a big midfielder at junior levels. I loved her aggression in the first game (still not sure if she got suspended for one week) but she was quiet in the first two finals and was not selected for the Prelim. Taken at #19 in the AFLW draft.
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Kasey Lennox — 7 games in her debut year for us — was the first, along with Friswell, of the Calder girls to play with us. As a 17yo she generally showed a stack of composure and she wasn’t losing many contested marks.
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Lauren Ahrens — 5 games, 16 EFC — massive credit to this QLD teacher managing to get down to us as much as she did. Won the Gold Coast B&F this year. Size-wise we are a very small team, and getting back this legit monster was, well, huge for us. She started with a pretty poor first half vs Geelong in the midfield, then went back to her normal CHB and starred for the rest of the season (including slipping forward to kick the winning goal in the Elimination Final).
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Emilia Yassir — 7 games in her debut year for us — taken at #16 in the AFLW draft. We largely wasted her as a small forward; with her best game unsurprisingly being against Darebin in round 14 where she spend three quarters in the midfield. She was our (equal) smallest player at 160cm but is hard as.
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Laura Cocomello — did not play — six games at Strathmore Division 1. Bit of a surprise give she was the Cannons captain.
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Ruby Svarc — 9 games, 21 EFC — the other AFLW player who returned to us after playing with us in 2019. She hasn’t actually played an AFLW game with the Bears, and was cut at the end of the season before being restored to the list. Her highlight was easily winning the AFLW Grand Final Sprint — I laughed when I saw her line up because that result was so inevitable. She is soooo fast… and so un-skilled. It’s infuriating. She went on two huge sprints down the wing in the semi-final versus Collingwood that very easily could have resulted in us proceeding directly to the Grand Final: at the end of the first run she kicked it directly to the Pie defender, and in the second run she kicked it out of bounds (not on the full, but effectively so given the VFLW rules). Aaaaaaaaargh.
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Elizabeth Snell — 4 games in her debut year for us — drafted to the AFLW at #27, she got her games in with us earlier in the year. Lightweight fast midfielder from Bendigo Pioneers who regardless is a keen tackler; can play inside and outside.
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Neve Crowley — 1 game in her debut year with us — before ceding her number to the next-listed player, she played a reasonable game as a key defender.
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Georgie Prespakis — 5 games in her debut year for us — drafted to the AFLW at #2, may have been #1 if a Victorian team had that pick. Is there anything I haven’t said about her yet? She was the big-bodied midfielder we needed and during parts of all three finals she DOMINATED.
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Grace Dicker - 10 games in her debut year for us — mostly played alternate weeks to Snell, and more outside. Didn’t get as much of the ball, but had a decent impact with it when she did. Her hair game was
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Gloria Elarmaly – two seasons in, yet to debut. Is present so… I dunno.
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Zali Friswell — 8 games in her debut year with us — drafted at #7 in the AFLW draft, played mostly wing and HF for us. Is very fast and has tidy skills.
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Jemma Finning — 1 game in her debut year with us — this Bendigo Pioneer is very brave, and that may be why she got concussed vs Geelong. Was one of our few successful forwards that day before that.
Never given a number: Shelby Meyers (played 9 games at Doutta Stars Division 1, 14 goals and 4 times in the bests)