Make the US Politics Thread Great Again

It’s all about how you read the figures. Like if you read them backwards, it’s 0004 and that doesn’t seem bad at all.

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% GDP on healthcare:
USA ~15.5%
Aust ~8%

Life expectancy
USA 78.74 years
Aust 82.45 years

Single payer healthcare is more effective and far cheaper than the American alternative.

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Suspect in custody after Florida school shooting claims ‘numerous’ lives | US news | The Guardian

US Gun Law Olympics - Trying To Not Die

■■■■ me, make it stop.

Thoughts and prayers.

That’s all it takes to solve this.

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But why don’t we get immigrants from Norway?

Any time someone tries to tell you how awesome the US is, just remember they’re a nation that constantly proves itself incapable of stopping its students from being slaughtered.

You’d think this would stop making me angry at some point…

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Just give up on ever finding a solution, Wim. They clearly have already done so.

Trump had an affair with stormy Daniels too. What a day.

Didn’t we already know that?

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Apparently shes allowed to go full bore because someone in his camp breached an NDA

Ooh fun

Oh, right.

I thought maybe I had been seeing future events before they had happened, like in that Tom Cruise movie where he solves violent crimes before they happen. I think it was called Cocktail.

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Days of Thunder wasn’t it?

Damn, I always get those ones mixed up. Basically the same old story. Boy meets girls, tries to kill Hitler, rides a horse around Daytona, sees the future and the dances around in his jocks. Standard stuff, really.

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I’m actually surprised that the breach of the NDA wasn’t Trump tweeting about how awesome he is in the sack - “just ask that (porn)-star that I totally banged”.

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Fixed.

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Here are the receipts:

Fark!

They are millions of real dollars?

OLIGARCHY

She got paid $130k to say nothing she’s going to get PAID to say everything. What a mess.