G'day yous guys.
I was in tha jackoozi organising me farken protection racket over the fone when tha boyz said they were organizen a bit of a barny in tha clink. Yeh, so we smashed up the farken gym, tha pool, tha farken movie room, tha 5 star restront an me farken luxery 6 star upartment. No wha I mean?
Anyways yous bastards, I'm now sitten in the bak of a farken recently borrard car, if ya no wha I mean? Yeh, I'm in tha farken bak seat organizen me prostatute ring rite now. Hey, yous don't wanna buy my little sister do ya? Fark it, I dunno when the farken hell I'm gunna get the time to organize me meth ring. I culd use a farken hit rite now.
Look I gotta go, thers farken sirens in the bakground. Farken oinken pigs. Ya sure ya done yanna buy me lil sister? . Hey wy dont ya look up me mum, she's still a farken goer runnen me joint, Pink Lips.
Fark yas. Yous ar all farken loozers - Go tha Blue Boys.