Dear Mr J Bomber,
Excuse me, but what the fark is your definition of a bad record?
I have a great record with Women; married 3 times, many other meaningful relationships, many unmeaningful relationships and always on the lookout for the next opportunity. If they gave awards in this matter, then I may have won a Brownlow and certainly a Coleman.
And unlike some others, I have no regrets in my life. And all my ex-Wives have won a house and at least one car from their good fortune at being married to me.
So stick to your boring, conservative life and let some of us enjoy ourselves.
Mr B Fox